Any good "quotes"

Why do today what you can suck someone else into doing tomorrow.

 

"What for?" As in your answer to your wife to the question, "Aren't you going to apologize?"

 

:lol: ^^^^

Around here we call that "fishing for a black eye" Randy. :heh:

 

A quote used to describe something awesome. "It's just like a sore pecker...you just can't beat it."

 

you need therapy....

 

"you can't get pregnant the first time"

 

When you're nervous or hot..."I'm sweatin' like a whore in church"
When someone is making your job more difficult than it needs to be..."That's making me reach over my shoulder to scratch my ass"
and my wife's favorite..."There's no rehab for stupid"

 

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving may not be for you.......

 

Once seen as a pilots creed, seems to apply to motorcycles though. "Learn from others mistakes, you will not live long enough to make them all yourself"

 

"Only a motorcyclist knows why a dog sticks it's head out the window"

 

The ultimate put-down?

Next time I want to hear from an arse.........I'll fart.

 

All sky divers jump out of planes. Good ones do it more than once.

 

If I wanted any lip from you I'd peel it off my zipper

 

You don't need a parachute to skydive, you need a parachute to skydive TWICE.

 

This came out of my drunk friends mouth "a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts"

 

Take me drunk....I'm home.

 

To a 90 year old virgin, "Are those fruit flies?"

 

One of my old favs that stuck from " Lost In Space " was one from Dr Smith "When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout" which inexplicably pops in my head whenever management reacts to an major problem,

 

"I like turtles"

Rollin

 

She can't get pregnant if she swallows.

One Bozo short of a clown car.