Scared a lady :( while on the viffer

[video=youtube;jrgJI1pbWbA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrgJI1pbWbA[/video]

 

Maybe it was the " Big Red Ribbon " on your VFR ?

In some Eastern Cultures attaching a Red ribbon to yourself symbolizes the connection between two soul mates, perhaps she thought you were stalking her ?

 

I get that reaction from women a lot when they see the bulge in my pants. In the front of my pants just to be clear.

 

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[video=youtube;Au3qpJG9vVk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au3qpJG9vVk[/video]

 

I felt it necessary to clarify "the front" with this group.

 

You're supposed to wear pants? Damn! Thats why I get the looks that I do. Not to mention, it's cold come winter.

 

Glad you clarified that! :biggrin:

 

The clarification reminded me of that Simpsons Ep. :smile:

 

Yeah. I told Toe he would impress the ladies if he put a rolled up sock down his pants but the ladies kept running away in horror. I told him to put the sock in the front next time.

 

Like the Canadian Mounties do, eh ??

When my dentist asked if he could extract my infected tooth, i told him "No, i'd rather live in Edmonton."

 

I use to keep my pistol there. Was only derringer but could kill at close range.

 

Are you sure you scared her? Or did see have a quick orgasm when she saw you in your manly motorcycle attire and yeller helmet?


" Quote Originally Posted by 34468 Randy View Post
Yeah. I told Toe he would impress the ladies if he put a rolled up sock down his pants but the ladies kept running away in horror. I told him to put the sock in the front next time. "

They say that's the only way he can get a bulge in his pants.

 

I'll be using this, squirrelman, and substituting cities as required. That's funny! :biggrin:

 

Substitute Edmonton with Nanaimo. If the good lord ever decides to give the earth an anenema, it will be right in the centre of down town Nanaimo.

 

The sad thing is that there are probably areas in EVERY city in every country that apply...

Now that I think about it, I believe I have stopped in (and left) most of them in California, Oregon and Nevada for either food or gasoline.

 

Thats a relief, I thought it was just me that gets that type of reaction.....although for me it happens when I pull my helmet off.

 

There should be somewhere on the net to get heated sox for the harleydoods who wear the crotchless chaps to the leather bars when its cold out.

 

OMG this freak'n' thread made my day hahahahahahahaaa