Nissan promotes running over sportbikes.

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  1. camo

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    I saw a Nissan ad that shows their "Juke" SUV having a center console designed from evil motorcycle parts.

    They show some sport bike riders stop to steal a womans purse then the brave Juke driver proceeds to run them over.

    It is getting harder to have fun riding my sport bike.

    NISSAN JUKE running over sport bikes. juked.jpg
     
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    I wouldnt a bought that miseryly gas sipping turd from that company anywho, I mean? who dah FUCK changes your name from a nice Americanized name like DATSON...to Nissan? Complete Japanese ass-hole-ians IMHO. I would own a nice 240 or 260 Z car but thats a whole other story.
     
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    Not to worry, VFR dudes don't steal purses. Only Harleydudes do. The fun part is that the ad will go viral and a whole bunch of Nissan stealers will be eating shit from bikers everywhere.
     
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    Ass-hole-ians?
     
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    I am calling Long aboot this.
     
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    +1 to BB. I Tried calling Nissan to protest but all the script-kiddie would say is to complain to the local dealership. It seems, if one don't own a Nissan, Nissan don't give a damn.
     
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    Could be, though the guy sounded like he was seriously listening until he found out I wasn't an nissan owner, then he couldn't get me off the phone fast enough.

    BTW, you left off the "]" in the quote.
     
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    SO totally wrong. I think that one just dealt nissan a giant blow in marketing. freakin retarded morons who come up with that deserve me swingin my piece of iron schedule 40 at their heads.
     
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    I got invited to the nissan test center near casa grande AZ, 4 years ago. The guy in charge of the test center was named Bruce Robinson his email is RobinsB@NRD.NISSAN-USA.COM
     
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    damn, the little woman just bought a new Nissan Rogue the other week, wish I would have seen this before then...
     
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    Yikes! Leaving that bracket off is almost as bad as not capitalizing "Nissan" , or saying "tire kicker" when what was meant was "shit kicker".
     
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    be nice or I'll try to hack your account again and get VFRchick over here to kick your ass....again.....
     
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    The driver of that nissan would be hot if she was real. But she is animated. So I am getting an animated woody.
     
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    Where is that bunch of smilies that whines for pix when we really need it? Are we talking toohpick or phone pole? MDF, MDO or chipboard?
     
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    Composite material. Recycled wood and plastic fibre
     
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    its kinda a spin-off of Corn-Hole-ians...

    That center console looked like a bowling ball bag to me.
     
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    This whole thing just cracks me up!

    Clearly Nissan doesn't think bikers will even pay attention to an add for the Pu-er-Juke - and they're mostly right about that.

    And it was DatsUn, not DatsOn (not that it really makes a difference)
     
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    Shit! My bad...little things like that I do like to get right, When I read the two spellings I could see it in my foggy burnt oot memory. ; )
     
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    now you got me speeeeling like TOE-CUTTER!!!!!
     
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