The Adventures of Socky the VFRW Sock Monkey

I'll just leave this right here...

 

^ Impostor

 

Hey hey hey now, that HD is in the right lane, possibly headed toward "Hospital Road" Maybe he just rescued Socky.....................

 

Where the hell is Sock Monkey....?
Patrick suppose to be out looking for him

 

I guess I have to accept some responsibility for the loss of poor Socky. I handed him off to Zen Biker last summer. He was supposed to hand Socky off to a Calgarian who was on our Kootenay ride, but that seems not to have happened so looks like the trail ran cold with Zen from The Pas Manitoba. Hell, he is probably in jail after returning to Vancouver and participating with the rest of the hooligans in the riots of June 15.

There you go Zen. Ball is in your court after several calls to you to start the ball rolling again. Prove me wrong.

 

Shit. I forgot Socky was still in the Great White North. That totally explains the riots.
When I saw the news the other day, I thought "Canadians don't riot. WTF?"


Now it all makes perfect sense.

 

I stole the monkey from SLO and handed him off to Randy........Damn Canadians and their flappy heads! Never should have let him go to such an unruly bunch. Who makes round bacon anyways? I am soooo fired.

 

I really do worry about you folks sometimes... :biggrin:

 

The loss of Socky would be truely tragic...
Who knows what terror he has faced at the hands of Canadians.

 

Missing sock monkey, round bacon...

Coincidence? I think not.

 

Dear god..........say it is not so.

 

Hahahahaha........LMAO
This place is rock make my day. Thanks for the laugh

 

Has he stopped guzzling beer after leaving your place Reg?

 

If Socky is truely gone and become a casualty we need a replacement.

 

Maybe its time to declare Socky legally dead so his bastards can collect life insurance

Ive spent months in therapy involving American Pale Ale and Kurt Vonnegut novels before graduating to Anias Nin and bourbon while listening to recordings of Rhesus monkeys screaming through CIA lab experiments prior to infecting them with HIV in preparation for their deployment to small quasi-military compounds in barracks towns in Pakistan, in order to cure my fear of sock monkeys.

It seems to be working, and Bin Laden is dead.

Im not confirming or denying anything, but Seal Team Six and Socky .......welll.........

 

If anyone has an idea of where Socky should magically reappear, PM me an address and we will see what happens.

 

PM sent Drewl