Fund for Crusty's new leathers

Crusty, That is why I am who I am..........
Hey what size jacket do you need? CrazyRussian might have some thing for you. I have dozen jackets but it will not fit you.....Sorry

 

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You could sew together your half dozen jackets, Long and still hot have something that will fit Crust.

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Damit, just this morning I turned down a new, never worn, white and blue full leather riding suit for $100. Don't know the size or brand... What size are we looking for?

 

Seriously, I have a custom made one piece, and the guy that made it screwed up the first iteration because of the weather proofing on the colored parts, he then made me another with the proper parts so now I have two kickass suits, but they almost assuredly wont fit you, you are taller than me, but not nearly as buff. Really, sometimes I surprise even myself with my awesome upper body. But you may know what that's like.

 

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I'm pretty sure Crust has no idea what an awesome upper body is. Bear, you might want to send it to him anyway. Just make it way shorter and Crust can expand the stomach arena from some leather worker in the area.

Don't feel bad that you're much more of a bad ass than Crust. Just send the leather. Hell, I'll pay for the postage. Just let me know price and your address.

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Are you sure it was rabbit that you were eating?

 

I think Crust should be dipped in glue and rolled in foam packing peanuts for his own protection. A cheaper and safer alternative.

 

You keep your perverted bromance off the internet... uke: What you do on your own time is your business...

 

I like the foam peanuts idea a lot but using bubble wrap would make for some really cool noises after a highside.

 

Given a choice, I'll take Lady Gaga over Crusty anytime. I wonder if she tastes like chicken?

 

just out of morbid curiosity, I would love to see that I suppose it wouldn't hurt on the initial impact but subsequent tumbling and bouncing might prove a bit painful.....

here is a "working pprototype"

not a whole lot of wiggle room in this version

 

.................................Tuna.

 

This is all I could find that applied to Lady Gaga, Crusty and fish.

Lady Gaga and Intersex Fish | Heroin and Cornflakes

 

In a change of heart I have decided that just collecting a few bucks for some new leathes for Crusty is unfair. He is a stylish guy and at minimum should be able to choose from a few styles provided here.



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wrong type of leathers......I didn't see any ass less chaps....although, it was nice of you to share pictures from your personal collection of clothing.