Have you ever...

Gone to Daytona for the bike races, gone into town with your 5 buddies, gotten drunk, and then return to your campsite, deciding to slowly ride past you tent on the way to the parking lot, and accidently snagged another guys tent stay on your footpeg, end up dragging him and his tent through the campsite, only to park and be confronted by a very angry guy in his skivies who wants so bad to kick your ass, but you have 5 guy's standing around howling with laughter?

 

I'm beginning to detect a trend and pattern, Mikromo.

 

All this does sound like Crusty for some reason.

 

rode as passenger behind a woman on a bike?

 

...been tearing down your favorite stretch of road on an awesome spring day, only to realize the annoying sound in the background is your alarm clock, theres a fresh 6 inches of snow on the ground and a solid 3 months before the rubber will actually be on the road.

yeah, my life is average.

 

Ever been stuck in a confined space with someone that has hard boiled egg and beer farts! Rotting road kill smells better.

 

rode a moped dumb and dumber style?

 

...gotten falling down drunk in a bar after work, but thought you could drive the Vette home if you were careful, then slowly drove into a light pole when turning left through the intersection, caving in the entire front end, then looked out the window to see two cops about ten feet away who had a car pulled over, then thought to yourself "maybe they didn't notice", so you slowly backed up, put it in gear and took off down the road, then they caught you, you ended up in handcuffs, got taken to the hospital for blood to be drawn, got a DUI with evading police and a bunch of other charges, lost your license for 90 days, paid lots of money to your lawyer, had to go to classes and stuff, do community service, and I don't remember what else because it was so long ago. Did you ever do that? I did. And that’s when I reevaluated my drinking practices.

 

I am now 60 years old, and modified my drinking habits many moons ago. But, I do have some interesting tales from my mis-spent youth!

 

Very impressive! It was a while ago for me I was about 24 at the time... Yours is way more impressive though!

 

been 55 years old and went to bed with a 19 year old. I have....but that was about35 years ago. Have you ever regretted that...again I have. Married and divorced in about 5 years time.

 

I agree, the only foot wear for me.

 

awesome boots allthough they are not as squirrel friendly as they could be...... you can stomp the shit out of one of the plaugue infested varmits right quick if your fast enough...thats where they got the name from.... the originator of the shoe was out stopping varmits and the blood splatter looked like a wing....a red wing..........
No turtles were harmed in the making of this shoe.......

 

Have you ever seen someone quote you and have no memory what-so-ever of having said that?

 

Nope. Never.

 

had the feeling that your foil hat just isn't working anymore.......

 

kicked a mcdonald's door, shattering it, because they forgot the bacon on your chicken club?

 

YouTube - "Bacon is good for me!"

oh that was you? lol

 

That kid needs an ass whoopin like none other

 

slammed your heels on the pavement so hard in a crash that you could not walk for a month. Ouchy Pouchy.