what would you do if you won the lotto?

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  1. havcar

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    This would be considered clinically abnormal. Toy turd brunettes are an altogather differant diagnosis...
     


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    Maybe get a Honda lawnmower with a grass catcher, hire Crusty as your yardboy and blow a few bucks on multi-chicas.
     


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    Purchase vfrw from Michael, DEEEESTROY CHATBOX FOREVAH MUAHAHAHAAHAA

    Nut shot count to 02's scrote now stands at 43
     


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    44, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
     


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    It's the fake boobs. They always lead to divorce.

    Forget the new boobs.
     


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    Get bigger garage so I could keep the R1.
     


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    become a hermit...
     


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    Ah, healthy to daydream, isn't it?

    Larry
     


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    Nice thread, gets one thinking. I'm on board with Bubba, Drew anD Randy here. Titties? na not worth the hassle. definitely an NR and a Gazelle with a 458 Ferrari in the bigger garage.
     


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    I'd go to the local casino, go to the roulette wheel, and put it all on red!
     


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    Looks like I need to buy a steel cup for the kicks to the nuts that seem to be comming my way
     


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    well I said reg would be my hit man...cause he is a nurse.. and he would be able to tell if myou were in extreme pain .... I am humane
     


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    Get myself one of these:

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    Donate it all to charity for world peace.

    Yea Right!

    Friend won the lotto, came home told the wife to pack, she says where are we going? He says, "you don't understand, pack your bags!
     


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    1st I'd drop $4,220,000 on secure guaranteed investments. $2,500,000 on a Money Market account. I'd buy a $10,000 CD every week for the 1st year. ($520,00) I'd buy a $100,000 Jumbo CD every month for the first year. ($1,200,00) At todays current rates that would be a return of roughly $26,500 per year off interest alone. (5 years ago it would have been double-triple that) With the rest ($3,780,000) I'd pay off an inspector so that I could double the size of my garage, upgrade my security system since I'm not moving out da hood. I wouldn't necessarily buy every gen VFR but definitely 2 of every gen that came in pearl white. One to ride and one for a garage queen. I'd buy a bar/laundry mat. I'd call it Suds & Duds. I imagine I'm not the only one who pounds beer while waiting for clothes to be done... The rest I would invest in Drewl's Air Ambulance company. As far as taking a trip and riding all around the world... that should go without saying. IE: India, Italy, Australia... just to name a few.
     


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    thats 55 kicks to the sack so far...... we could start a game show called "Ow!!!! My balls!!!!!!!!" and 02 can be the first contestant
     


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