The Adventures of Socky the VFRW Sock Monkey

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  1. SLOVFR

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    Have you been looking on craigslist in the Weed area for your camera...Im sure you checked with the Hotel staff already. Marcia may have pawned it for some coke Im sure...
     
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    Is that a condom on his head? I can't quite make it out.
     
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    Socky sighting

    Well, haven't heard from the little bastage since I was introduced to him at Reg's BBQ in SLO. Then low and behold I am watching Big Brother last night and there is Socky hanging out in the HOH room. How does that little monkey get around? They didn't introduce him as a player, but there is a sabotuer in the house this season. Maybe it is Socky. I would take the odds that Socky could win the half million bucks. He is a sneaky little bastard.
     
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    I hear the little bugga is going on a long over due trip ina week or so.
     
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    So Socky may have pulled a Jack Bauer and escaped?
     
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    "So Socky may have pulled a Jack Bauer and escaped?"

    I'm telling ya I saw the little bastard in the HOH room on CBS Big Brother. He's a new reality show tv star.
     
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    Just when you think you've heard the last of him.........he appears like a ghost, as a text message on your phone.......

    freakin scary

    Yeah thats right, he's texting me now ................unknown phone number, I pull up the text, there's his picture.
     
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    muther puss buckets
     
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    Upon opening my bleary, sleep filled eyes the other morning...I see this
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    I saw the little fugger headed north with my own eyes.
    I cannot be sure this is our same Socky, cuz this damn thing just STARES!!!
    The last couple of days I look for him and cannot find him. Then I'll just be going about my business, turn around BAM! There he is staring at me.

    Freaking me out.
     
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    I have heard that hehas gone international. Word has it he has been bushwacking. Hope he doesn't get caught. I will check with my informants later see if they have heard anything lately.
     
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    He's an Aborigine?

    Just think if he traveled with a postcard from everywhere he's been?
     
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    So. Just where did that lil bugger get to? Wait! Is that an international border marker there? Could this be Mexico?
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    Here's a hint. Look closely now.
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    Not even a barbed wire fence on this portion of the border. All that was done was the trees were cut down along the border. You can faintly see the line near the top of those mountains and it runs to the road below.
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    He tried his hand at business but he failed that badly. SO he walked away from that venture.
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    And where did he go? Well right here.
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    He went water skiing. He sure does stink when he gets wet. Smells like a sheep in a rain storm.

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    Ah, that lil bastard has gone across the border... way to escape the Feds, Socky...
     
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    so that's where he went... I knew I couldn't find him...
     
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    I have good news and bad news about Socky. Upon his prisoner transfere in Vernon, BC. He happened to bribe his female custody guard. He was later given release options at several locations. Photos to follow.

    The good news is Socky did witness a rare event in which his guards became engaged. He has yet to comment on the event.
     
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    He used to be "A" Sock Monkey, now he is Socky Monkey "A"!
     
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    I belove them silly Canuks spell it "eh"
     
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    Your right! I belove they do!
     
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    Soooo....I have been so delinquent with things of late. But better late than never:

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    Socky joins the Best of the Kootenay Tour 2010 very early in the morning. First stop of course...coffee at that all Canadian Coffee shop. Later that day he was to overhear a conversation between his driver and a Washington State trooper that will remain under wraps for sure.

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    Here is at an overnighter in Vernon. Good food. Good beer. Lots of beer. All sorts of beer. This was up on the second floor patio. They had lightning too. We got the fuck out of there.

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    He met this dude on the ride. He is such a bad stabard. Led socky to far too much beer.

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    The beer fest continued in the hotel room. On and on.

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    ooooh Socky.

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    Well all good things do come to an end. Socky survived the partying and is on the mend. My last photo of him before he continues his adventure. I understand he is off to a place where artillery is used to combat the mosquitoes.
     
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