"Show yer squid" Photo Contest

BWeiss · Apr 16, 2010

Which ones randy? And yes crusty...they are personal...just wait...

PyroMcnoob · Apr 16, 2010

Bweiss said: ↑

You stand up on your pegs while riding.
You ever tried to do something on the street that you saw in a TV action series.
You rev your engine to impress others.
You pull into a parking space, crank the throttle as you turn it off, just in case a single person didn't know you showed up on a totally sweet bike.
You own "BIKER BOYZ" & "TORQUE"
You admire yourself in shop windows when you ride by on the street. (SHIT! This is ME!)
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Dammit.... Ia ctually qualify on some of these (though I haven't stood on my pegs in ages, now I just drag my feet if my legs cramp LMAO)
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Nailer45 · Apr 17, 2010

This was headed to the local Honda dealer,LOL

nozzle · Apr 17, 2010

crustyrider said: ↑

Officer: Roger dispatch, I have them in sight, over......
Dispatch: Roger, do you need asssistance? over......
Officer: that will be a negative dispatch, I think I have the situation under control...... repeat back up is not needed...at this time......over
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I would have "the situation in hand"

TOE CUTTER · Apr 17, 2010

Bweiss said: ↑

You drop your bike on a Miata while putting it on the center stand (you forgot one)
You ride wearing cut-offs, sandals, and a mesh tank top.

You have any "NO FEAR" decals on your motorcycle.

You bad mouth all "other" brands of bikes (and have never ridden them)

You think Arai is Jamaican for OK

You tell someone you have gone 180 on the street

You've ever low sided a dealer demo unit that was parked inside a showroom.

Your friends won't ride with you anymore.

Your insurance agent refuses to return your phone calls.

You stand up on your pegs while riding.

You polished your frame.

You buy a Busa as a first bike.

Your street bike is safety wired.

You've got a ohlins decal, but not the shock.

You believe EVERYTHING that you read in motorcycle magazines.

You've ever knocked your bike over by leaning up against it when it was parked.

You study those wacky British street bike magazines for articles on how to do endos, burnouts and wheelies. Yet the shop manual for your bike is still yet to be opened.

You never fill the gas tank up more then half, to reduce weight.

You ever wrecked while trying to impress chicks.

Your new colored windscreen matches your Oakely Blades perfectly.

You've high-sided in your own driveway.

You ever tried to do something on the street that you saw in a TV action series.

Your rear tire is bald in the center but still has lots of tread on each side.

You own a carbon fiber keyfob.

You high rev your cold engine after cranking.

You ride without insurance or a license endorsement.

You rev your engine to impress others.

You let complete strangers ride your bike.

You think carbon fiber is IT!

You're still using the factory pre-set suspension settings. (SHIT! This is ME!)

You paid someone $420 to airbrush your $175 helmet.

Your bike alarm talks.

You put tire fly lights on your rims.

You replace a stock blinker with a STOCK blinker.

You get buzzed by a EX250 in a curve.

You do a power wheelie every time you see another bike on the other side of the road.

You communicate with your group with chatterbox.

You bought one-piece leathers to ride TO the track.

You and your wife have the same leathers, that match the color of your brand new Gixxer.

You wear knee pucks above your kneecaps.

You own a "bike" that can pass inspection!

You pull into a parking space, crank the throttle as you turn it off, just in case a single person didn't know you showed up on a totally sweet bike.

You know who Nicky Hayden is but have never heard of Kevin Schwantz.

You own "BIKER BOYZ" & "TORQUE" Collector Editions.

You ran knee sliders over a belt sander before putting them on your leathers.

You Armor-All(tm) your tires before riding.

You ride Tomahawk tires.

You've ever drained your battery due to Neon overload.

You buy cheap tires in order to have enough money to buy a new Shoei helmet.

You sent your wheels off to get chromed.

You removed your mirrors to lower drag and try to increase top speed.

You admire yourself in shop windows when you ride by on the street. (SHIT! This is ME!)

You ever repainted your bike an annoying color.

(Lifted from another forum...)
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You left one out, added it to the list.

afpierce489 · Apr 17, 2010

found these, they are motivational.

Badbilly · Apr 17, 2010

34468 Randy said: ↑

Bleach my fuggen eyes. My nightmarea are about to get worse. Caustic soda will not erase that image.
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Not to worry. Krispy is taking all the calls from NZ.

supertex · Apr 17, 2010

TOE CUTTER said: ↑

You drop your bike on a Miata while putting it on the center stand (you forgot one)
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HAHAHAhahahaha

cebuVFR · Apr 17, 2010

watch this....

YouTube - Squid Bikers

Richard Thompson · Apr 17, 2010

cebuVFR said: ↑

watch this....

YouTube - Squid Bikers
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that soundtrack at the end is quite appropiate!

BWeiss · Apr 17, 2010

found one of crusty!

Metallican525 · Apr 18, 2010

Damn, 6 counts of squiddley-ness here too. I don't understand how owning a bike that can pass inspection is squiddly though

crustyrider · Apr 18, 2010

Bweiss said: ↑

found one of crusty!

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Shit here we go again.......

supertex · Apr 18, 2010

cebuVFR said: ↑

watch this....

YouTube - Squid Bikers
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The naked guy eatin it was fooking funny and painful at the same time.

elwray · Apr 19, 2010

9 points for me. Am I in first (or last) place so far?

Bweiss said: ↑

You stand up on your pegs while riding.

You ever tried to do something on the street that you saw in a TV action series.

You rev your engine to impress others.

You're still using the factory pre-set suspension settings.

You replace a stock blinker with a STOCK blinker.

You own a "bike" that can pass inspection!

You pull into a parking space, crank the throttle as you turn it off, just in case a single person didn't know you showed up on a totally sweet bike.

You know who Nicky Hayden is but have never heard of Kevin Schwantz.

You admire yourself in shop windows when you ride by on the street.
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drewl · Apr 19, 2010

Squid: whom shall clean it?

elwray · Apr 19, 2010

^Bravo drewl, bravo!

Knife · Apr 19, 2010

Evidently squids come in all sizes and sexual orientations...

Junyr · Apr 19, 2010

Metallican525 said: ↑

Damn, 6 counts of squiddley-ness here too. I don't understand how owning a bike that can pass inspection is squiddly though
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I think it meas that it "can" pass inspection, not that it does... Meaning some mod or another is done (that can be reversed to get passed the inspection) that makes the bike fail inspection.

That's the way I understood it anyway.

Cyborg · Apr 19, 2010

9! DAMN it! And I had to go back to the mid-90s to count the No Fear one!

Bweiss said: ↑

You ride wearing cut-offs, sandals, and a mesh tank top.

You have any "NO FEAR" decals on your motorcycle.

You stand up on your pegs while riding.

You ever tried to do something on the street that you saw in a TV action series.

Your rear tire is bald in the center but still has lots of tread on each side.

You rev your engine to impress others.

You think carbon fiber is IT!

You're still using the factory pre-set suspension settings.

You own a "bike" that can pass inspection!

You admire yourself in shop windows when you ride by on the street.
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