Coming soon - 2010 - A SLO Odyssey - AKA Reggie's Roadhouse Roundup

One month and 26 days till SLO 2010
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Central coast beware

The South Cal will be invating Central coast ................Hehehehe

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I've fallen and I can't reach my calendar. How many days left?

 

One month and 22 days till SLO 2010
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So....here's the plan...Synchronize your watches.

May 24 07:30 hrs.

Commence maneuver leaving Chilliwack in the confusion of Rush hour. The 30 cars on the road should provide sufficient cover and confusion to mask my movements as I blend in with the tail end of the freeway rush as I head west to Abbotsford. Border crossing point will be determined based on factors of top secret magnitude and cannot be discussed without proper clearance. When the border crossing point is decided, the US Border Guards will be rushed by my First Battalion Mechanized Division of the UFRR Infantry which consists of 13 Middle School pre-puberty teenagers on bicycles with varied weaponry such as Canadian made slingshots and Taiwanese Slings. Once the border point has been breached and secured, I will head down the I-5 to Olympia Washington, State Capitol.

I expect to be here somewhere near noon where I will hopefully meet up with my deep cover agent RVFR where we will re-nourish ourselves before I secure captivity of this post and continue my mission along I-101, State-8, State-12 to Aberdeen. I expect Aberdeen to be waiting for me but with the fall of the State Capitol, moral should be low and confusion ramped so securement of this outpost should not be an issue. I will stop here for fuel, and a pee, then once the Mayor of Aberdeen is paid off in UFRR official currency (Canadian Tire Money) I will follow Coastal State Hwy 101 and target for Astoria sometime later that afternoon or early evening. This will be my first layover position. Exact location of my overnight position shall remain a secret for security reasons (haven't booked a room yet).

May 25 Circa 09:00

My invasion forces (actually force as in one) will work its way down State Hwy 101 in Oregon. We won't attempt to secure the Oregon State Capitol. They are confused enough already and would be considered a liability in this mission. This next day is expected to be complicated with interference run by US Blue haired 80 year old minute men driving 50 foot RV's and white knuckling every corner. This could slow my progress but I have factored this issue into my timing and have allotted sufficient time to make alternative plans should this be the case. However I expect that my Mighty Whitey VFR should have little difficulty overcoming these nuisance obstacles and I should continue only slightly abated by this. Eureka will be the goal for the second night. Again the exact position will remain a secret for same reasons as before.

May 26 Departure time not yet established.

Continue south on Cal State 1as far as Leggett. At this time I will have to decide of these Blue haired son's of bitches have tried my nerves enough to alter my path and take Cal State 101 and go inland, or remain on the coastal Cal State 1. If I stay on Hwy ! my goal will be Jenner. If I take 101, my goal will be the area around Santa Rosa or south of. Here I will meet up with Special Agent Marrib. Depending on the progress of his assignment at the Top Secret community Guernville. We could leave for the last leg of our invasion the morning of May 26 or may 27. We expect we may run into some rag tag enemy forces in the Bay area but they should be sufficiently disgruntled with their leadership, they will join us as we continue moving our invasion forces southward along a yet to be determined route.

We expect to reach our target destination the evening of Thursday May 27 or possibly Friday May 28, depending on which day we leave our last position. Once we have reached out target Atascadero, will will immediately invade their base camp. I am sure Atascadereo's Supreme Allied Commander, Reg 71 will put up quite a fight. Intelligence has determined he intends to try to manipulate my troops by bribing them with burgers and beer, luxury sleeping quarters and some transvestite male hooker named Toe Cutter. But we will prevail. We will devour his food and drink, rape his hooker, rip up his roads while we are there, and after an exhaustive weekend, having won this campaign, return home and start the invasion plans all over again for 2011.

 

A well thought-out plan of attack Randy. As I'm sure you are aware, Kalifornians are very unpredictable people (they did elect Ahnold guvnr) and should be watched very closely. Special Agent Marrib is a Phoenician, so he should prove to be a trustworthy wingman. I shall see you in Atascadero!

 

speakin' of plans, who all is crashin' Long's pad Thursday night the 27th? So far I know the list consists of me, Chuckman, and possibly Mr. Den

 

Thanks for the very detailed, Covert Operation Mr. Prime Minister! :thumbsup:

 

As Special Agent, I have determined that remaining in Guerneville for more than one evening would be hazardous to Randy's covert op. We shall head south on Thurs the 27. Departure time unknown. Most likely down the 101.


"May 26 Departure time not yet established.

Continue south on Cal State 1as far as Leggett. At this time I will have to decide of these Blue haired son's of bitches have tried my nerves enough to alter my path and take Cal State 101 and go inland, or remain on the coastal Cal State 1. If I stay on Hwy ! my goal will be Jenner. If I take 101, my goal will be the area around Santa Rosa or south of. Here I will meet up with Special Agent Marrib. Depending on the progress of his assignment at the Top Secret community Guernville. We could leave for the last leg of our invasion the morning of May 26 or may 27. We expect we may run into some rag tag enemy forces in the Bay area but they should be sufficiently disgruntled with their leadership, they will join us as we continue moving our invasion forces southward along a yet to be determined route."

 

I plan on being at Long's Thursday afternoon y'alls. Peace

 

One month and 19 days till SLO 2010
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Im in. Sounds awesome. There will be a contingent of two, moving up from the south of Kalifornia to arrive NLT 1700 hours at the DZ. When can we expect detailed OP Order?

Flash

 

where in socal? maybe you can meet up with Long's group, we're leavin' oceanside @ 0400 on the 28th

 

there's a group of about 4-5 from San diego that pyromcnoob mentioned. i'll meet them either at my place in carson or by the chevron on PCH and Sunset. where are you at in so cal?

 

You Socal, San Diego guys gotta let me take you through the Santa Monica Mountains/Malibu Canyon on the way up to SLO this year. Much more exciting than PCH, and probably less than an hour of extra ride time.

 

m-m-malibu?!?! but, that's where I laid down my beautiful baby in October... I is skeered

 

Just put in for the time off. Cross your fingers for me.

 

If they dont give it to you :censored:...quit :chairshot:...then you have all the motorcycling time you need!!! :vtr2:

 

you gonna pay for Drewls wife to remain in the lifestyle that she has grown accustomed too? or for thelifestyle drewl has grown acustomed too

 

Hey Drewl,

They will get by without you. At least they tell me they do just great when you are gone.