How to tell when it's time to stop drinking

I almost spit up my coffee yesterday when I read this story.

Police: Drunk Pennsylvania Man Tried To 'Revive' Dead Opossum - cbs3.com


Rollin

 

when I was young I rescued a baby opposum that had a dead mother.
I thought I could make it my pet.
I was dead wrong.
That thing had "huge fangs" reminecent of a rabbit from monte pythons holy grail.
I could not imagine getting any part of me next to an opposums mouth.
That guy is lucky that the cops got him, cause the next possom he tried to kiss might have only been playing dead. rabbits go for your neck possums go for your toungue.

 

Cundalini you are a way funny guy! I'm laughing my a** off!

 

The man was reported as saying they had had a lovely dinner together and he felt they had much in common. He was merely giving a small sign of affection before they parted ways for the evening.
When learning he was under arrest, he then stated "Next time I am going straight for the pants."

 

wait... me? or the guy in the article?
who have you been talking to?

 

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.