Our Daily Bread

A woman spends the first 10 years of marriage trying to change the man, then spends the next 20 saying he's not the man she married. ~Barbara Streisand~

 

If women are such a good idea, why is God a single parent?

 

Canadian Refrigerator

A bank or pile of snow during the colder months of winter, where food or beverage products (namely soda and beer) can be stored. Great for parties.
"Are we out of Molson Canadian?"
"There's plenty in the Canadian refrigerator."

 

Northwest Nap

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"

 

It's not how deep you fish. It's how you wiggle your worm!

 

If you can't reach the bottom. Then play hell with the sides.

 

said from a friend "I may not go in very far, but I scrape the hell out of the walls"

 

a woman's pants. Not easy to get into. But if you are in them, well....

 

And there you have it... the exception to the rule!

 

Never take life seriously. You don't get out alive.

 

screwing a fatty is like throwing a sausage down a hallway

 

briilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllant....................

 

@Knife: is there really an exception to EVERY rule? =P

 

Yes, and there's even an exception to every exception, ad infinitum. Personally, I'm not fond of rules. Or authority. Or...

 

Playas tend to forget, they too are part of the game...

 

It's easier to get forgiveness, than permission.

 

Most Humans have more than the average number of legs

 

So you think your a real wit. Well your only half right.

 

Speaking of touchholes, nice avatar!

 

"It doesn't matter where you are, you can't look around without seeing a lot of stupid." - me