The Adventures of Socky the VFRW Sock Monkey

so socky got out of the envelope and I figured I could find him. The first place I looked was the alcohol cabinet


He wasn't there so I looked over at the computer to see if he was there. Figured he was looking at porn.


Then I thought, Socky is a VFR sock monkey , its late ans he probably wanted to sleep so I looked inside my boots. There he was all curled up asleep

When morning came my daughter found him and decided to do the sock monkey dance with him

This went over like a lead balloon as you can see from his expression..he needed coffee

So we rode to school...welll I rode and he hung on for dear life...we had to get our communication skills on line with each other..


While I was in class he tried to "gremlin my VFR....

course when I caught him ..he denied it and swore he was fixing the flux capaciter so we could squeeze a few more HP out of the razzamadazzle

so we had another talk about how pretty the ocean was and how full ove sock monkey eating sharks are in it

he understood and said he really like the ocean....from dry land anyway


More to come on the ADVENTURES OF SOCKY THE SOCK MONKEY....... coming in a mailbox close to you soon

 

good stuff, I like the hanging on the pier rail....heeheheeeeee

 

Crusty don't let him work on your bike.
he already ruined a Ducati MotoGP engine.
:doh:

 

Damn that is one crazy little monkey... :laugh:

 

Be sure to check the mileage on your bike when you leave him alone. I heard he like to test ride the bikes after he works on them...

 

Who knew that Sockey was an advid jetskier.

 

I about pissed my pants during that commercial. There were cheers in the room when Socky showed. All of my local friends now know of Bear's irrational fears and the fame of our little friend.
Get on with your bad self, Mr SocKy!

 

Well, I was keeping this to myself, but I let him ride a jetski.

He just kept bugging me about it so I let him "go with" to some friends" place down at the lake that had one. I was hoping he would just crash it into the bank or drown his silly ass. How was I to know he had talent? Besides, he was drunk as monkey when he got on the damn thing, I'm thinking, "This should be funny and no more sock monkey"

I have to warn you, if you let him get your bike, he'll probably stunt it so hard the steering head bearings will be shot.

I consider it to be yet another sign of the impending fall of Western civilization that sock monkeys are suddenly cool now.

And it is a sad commentary on my situation in life that the Sock Monkey appears to be living a more interesting life than I .

Frickin Sock Monkeys

They always win.

 

Okay I think I found out why we haven't heard any updates about Socky... Look what I found... he's been killed:

 

Bear did it!

 

I respectfully and regretfully decline to answer invoking my rights as outlined in the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America

 

Is Socky really dead, or is he just waiting for all the snow to melt?

 

now socky is forcing bear to do some weird things

 

socky is alive and well, we just got back from the 14th century. he even wanted to stop at general Pattons memorial in eastern California. Will put up pictures but its late and I am tired...

 

The only good Sock Monkey is a dead Sock Monkey. They are evil creatures with satanic powers. They have the power to take over your mind and body. I won't let that happen to me, though!

I have to go now and eat some bananas, masturbate in public, throw feces at people, and get my exercise swinging through the trees.

 

Ok Knife....

But none of us are buying your "Sock Monkey is making me do all this stuff" excuse

 

sounds like a typical day for Knife, sock monkey or no... =P