Tiger Tiger

I'm thinking of adding one of these to my bike to attract the ladies!

 

Err, wait a minute. That's only post #1619.

 

"In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?"

 

MY post count...not the tiger

 

Dunno mate. bit of a dopey looking fucker though in'e?

 

"It's easier to get forgiveness than to get permission."

 

I saw a persimmon tree in Morocco

 

My wife heard something about maybe getting 9 or 10 inches tonight, and got very excited. Then she found out it was a weather report. Actually, now they're saying 20-30 inches may hit us. Tiger, where oh where is Spring?

 

This is obviously not a true likeness of me. It is an interpretation, albeit a bad one, The true tiger is more majestic than this rendition.


remember the tiger is always watching

 

Patience, brother knife, Spring has sprung if only in your heart. Every day is spring..

look for about 45 more days of winter then on the 46th day look to the east as the sun rises your spring time will be there.

remember the tiger is always watching

 

oooohh...what i wouldn't give to have a perpetually cubbish tiger cub...

 

the only way your ever gonna get a piece of pussy is if the bitch dies and wills it to you.......and then , maybe......

 

Two tourists, strangers, were traveling in a tour bus in Africa.

One of them kept clicking his fingers continually, which got on his fellow traveler's nerves. After about an hour he said "Do you have to do that?"
The other replied, "Yes, I must. It keeps the tigers away."
"But there aren't any tigers here" said the first. "See," said the other, "It works!"

 

Watch this vid

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Haahaaahaaaaa

Now that song is stuck in yer head.......

 

HA!

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I have Noooooo Skilz.

Try Again.

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Hey wasn't there a tiger thread???? Oh nevermnd found it.

 

Tiger Flame.

This bugger bites!

 

Pussy on fire

Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Adults Only!!!!!!!!

 

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[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]here's a little marble cross below the town;
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]here's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd the Yellow God forever gazes down.
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e was known as Mad Carew by the subs at Khatmandu,
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e was hotter than they felt inclined to tell;
[SIZE=+2]B[/SIZE]ut for all his foolish pranks, he was worshipped in the ranks,
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e had loved her all along, with a passion of the strong,
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]he fact that she loved him was plain to all.
[SIZE=+2]S[/SIZE]he was nearly twenty-one and arrangements had begun
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]o celebrate her birthday with a ball.
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e wrote to ask what present she would like from Mad Carew;
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]hey met next day as he dismissed a squad;
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd jestingly she told him then that nothing else would do
[SIZE=+2]B[/SIZE]ut the green eye of the little Yellow God.
[SIZE=+2]O[/SIZE]n the night before the dance, Mad Carew seemed in a trance,
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd they chaffed him as they puffed at their cigars;
[SIZE=+2]B[/SIZE]ut for once he failed to smile, and he sat alone awhile,
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]hen went out into the night beneath the stars.
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e returned before the dawn, with his shirt and tunic torn,
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd a gash accross his temple dripping red;
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e was patched up right away, and he slept through all the day,
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd the colonel's daughter watched beside his bed.
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e woke at last and asked if they would pass his tunic through;
[SIZE=+2]S[/SIZE]he brought it, and he thanked her with a nod;
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]e bade her search the pocket saying, 'That's from Mad Carew',
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd she found the little green eye of the god.
[SIZE=+2]S[/SIZE]he upbraided poor Carew in the way that women do,
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]hough both her eyes were strangely hot and wet;
[SIZE=+2]B[/SIZE]ut she wouldn't take the stone, and Mad Carew was left alone
[SIZE=+2]W[/SIZE]ith the jewel he had chanced his life to get.
[SIZE=+2]W[/SIZE]hen the ball was at its height, on that still and tropic night,
[SIZE=+2]S[/SIZE]he thought of him and hastened to his room;
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]s she crossed the barrack square, she could hear the dreamy air
[SIZE=+2]O[/SIZE]f a waltz tune softly stealing through the gloom.
[SIZE=+2]H[/SIZE]is door was open wide, with silver moonlight shining through;
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]he place was wet and slippery where she trod;
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]n ugly knife lay buried in the heart of Mad Carew,
[SIZE=+2]'T[/SIZE]was the 'Vengeance of the little Yellow God'.
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]here's a one eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]here's a little marble cross below the town;
[SIZE=+2]T[/SIZE]here's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
[SIZE=+2]A[/SIZE]nd the Yellow God forever gazes down.
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