Our Daily Bread

If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane...

 

How about a toast: :cheersaf:
friends may come
friends may go
friendship peters out don't you know
but we'll be friends through thick or thin
peter out or peter in! :drinker:

 

Have you noticed how famous sayings always have another saying with an opposite meaning:

Bigger is Better - Great things come in small packages

Try and find an exception.

 

It's better to never have loved, than to know what has been lost...

 

No matter where you go, there you are

 

Penny for your thoughts?

That's my two cents.

 

[SIZE=-1]"Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk"......Bunky Knudsen

"It is not necessary to build a swimming pool to determine that a bowling ball won't float." .....Zora Arkus-Duntov[/SIZE]

 

unless you go someplace else

 

Reality is for those who cannot handle drugs.

 

Where is fancy bread, in the heart or in the head?

 

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just f*** off and leave me alone.

 

"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."

This is from a blog that I just recently found. It's quite funny. This couple live in Britan somewhere, she's an American. He sleep talks. Funny, nonsense words strung together. Worth a read.

Sleep Talkin' Man

 

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking.

 

"The owls are not what they seem"
(from the Twin Peaks series in the 90's)

 

"Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?"

 

No good deed goes unpunished

 

Wot gorilla?

 

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

A guy goes up to the bar and asks the bartender to line up eight shots of whisky. He downs them rapidly one right after the other. The bartender asks him what's going on. The patron tells him that he just experienced his first BJ. The bartender says, "oh, so you're celebrating!" The patron says, "no, I'm trying to kill the taste."

 

No man is complete until he's married.

Then hes finished.