I might go hello kitty on this one. RANT

If easily offended, maybe don't read this one. that said.....

I bought my wife her first bike.
It is too girly for her. I think we both want to paint it.
For now, it is teal green with a pink stripe.
My beloved vfr is getting worked on.
I am riding hers.
I had no idea how attached my ego was to my :mellisa: until I got on her
teal and pink bike.
LOLZ.
The gs500e is a REAL fun ride.
At any rate. I went out tonight to get us necessities.
Booze. Smokes. toilet paper.
As I sat at a stop light some jack off in a big ford truck with his white trash bitch
looked over at me and said look at this faggot on his little green bike.
I am okay with being called a faggot. I got a hot ass wife, and I really don't care what fags do.... doesn't affect me. I have a mission. Make money, make babies, make freinds, ride. Also I like youtube and videogames.
But I wasn't about to let this dude insult my wifes new ride. Jackasses need to pay.
So I leaned over and said:
Excuse me, WHUT?!
Wanker said: I wasn't talking to you.
ME: To me or about me?
Wanker: Niether dude.
Light: Green.
As he took off as fast as his truck could go, I noticed 2 things....
1. gs500e ( teal and pink ) is fast enuff to pass a f150 whilst flipping the pilot of said f150 off.
2. It was the harley edition.
Good laugh on the way home. He was pissed. Didn't have his harley, so that was his brub brub bruuuub.

The best part was I slowed way down, after passing him and we eventually wound up at the same red light. As soon as I pulled up next to him, he ran the light to get away from me and my little faggy teal and pink bike.
funny thing is, I got no ego. I am genuinly a nice guy.
people suck.
My plans to ride the wifes bike thru winter may get modified. I may paint it pink with the hello kitty in white on the side. I may get matching gear as well.

God I love to ruin certain people.

anyways that was just a rant. Will probobly delete this post by morning, mainly made it for the peeps in the chatroom tonight, and will probably pain the bike flat black with a big danzig skull on it. LOL. equally as faggy, but at least something I like.

P.S. Ford F150 Harley Edition is the most faggoty assed thing I can think of now, jackoff.
Also your girl fit the profile. Ugly. Go bang that shit, but remember you ran away from some fag on a teal and pink bike.
argh. too many assholes out there. I was just out to get toilet paper to wipe my own. I guess there isn't enuff TP to solve the asshole problem.

Oh, and I posted this for everyone on chat and was about to delete it and then I remembered. I cant delete the thread....just a post.

Guess I am the real asshole now.

 

You make my shit hello kitty and I will kick your arse!

 

better be a misfits skull, bisnatch

 

Great story! LMAO.

 

^^^^^

I agree Knife.

Sory mudguts, but "hello kitty" would be more punk than "Skulls on youe wall"

BZ

 

To save time and get it all out of the way, I will list all the standard responses most likely to occur on our forum

1. OMG OMG OMG That was so unsafe.........(hysterical handwringing)

2. Righteous bro........HARLEY SUCK HARLEYS SUCK HARLEY SUCK

3. You are so pw'ed...how could you ride your wifes bike

4. What a nerd, likes video games

5. Rednecks bla bla bla hate bla bla bla rednecks.

6-10. You are an asshole, not he isnt, yes he is, no he isnt, yes he is (three more forum pages of this)

That should just about cover it. BTW, funny story Cundalini

 

Go ahead mudguts, kick your hubbies arse!
:thumbsup:

 

I allways though this would look great on the side of Kris's bike.

 

LOL, funny stuff there, Cundalini!

Try as I might not to bash Harley guys on a regular basis...

One of my issues with HD people is how fast they think their bikes are. Well, THEY'RE NOT!! So it's no wonder that moron thought he'd blow your wife's bike away, even in his truck.

 

Now that's funny right there!!!

 

I LOVE IT! While I do feel it is somewhat dangerous to tangle with the local Marching Morons I cannot help but to laugh!
I have always enjoyed zigging when the world of look-alike zagging wannabes marches on in the herd mentality. I always was proud to wear things that were counter to the trends and be man enough to know that when I was being made fun of it was only meaningless meaness and jealousy. Let the Marching Morons buy their way into "coolness" with their Harley trucks and dopey stickers. Those of us with an awareness can be content with real happiness.
Go for the "Hello Kitty" look!

 

You guys are killin' me.
I love it.
Thanks, neck for bringing some of the old VFRW back.

 

LMAO! Awesome story! LOL.

 

I remember a good one.
My older bro and I were riding our bicycles through Van Cortland Park in NYC on a multi-use path when some folks on horses said "Your bikes are scaring our horses." My bro calmly replied: "Your horses are scaring our bikes..."

Sassy. The world needs more sassy.

 

and moxy too

 

...and Hutzpah. The world needs more Hutzpah.

 

Tip: Click on the Edit button and just change the content to something else as "Removed offensive story"

 

and gumption.

 

and stick-to-it-iveness