I'm Rich, Rich, RICH!!!

I do so wish I could make their computers explode, and I do mean explode, in their faces. After all, is it that hard to use proper grammar?

Anti-Terrorist and International Fraud Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
Seattle, Washington.
Telephone Number : (206)-201-2749.

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY.

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that your ATM-CARD is currently with the (G.P.S.) Global Postal Service in Nigeria.

We have ordered the Federal Government of Nigeria to contact FedEx, Dhl, Ups, First Bank, Zenith Bank and other firms to release the bank draft and Atm cards to the GPS (Regular Mail Service), So that they can be mailed out to the rightful owners, because there are too many complains/Rip Off Report coming to the desk of Federal Bureau Of Investigation that people are not getting their Instrument to cash their funds and gratuity, e.g people are not getting their Bank Draft and Atm Cards due to the fact that people are not meeting up with the required demands and amount imposed by some of this delivery companies, firms and other sectors and constant require of fees that are too much for people to handle or pay.

We have completed this investigation and we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that we have been assured that your ATM CARD will be delivered to you once your Full Name and Address is confirmed. Delivery of your ATM-CARD is free!!! You only need to pay $95 for insurance only.

Therefore, you are instructed to contact the Global Postal Service with the Information below:

Full Name: - Mr. James Oscar.
Direct Phone Number: - +234-70-62800171
Valid Contact: - glopostalservice16@gmail.com.

You will be required to e-mail him with your information such as:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

Regards.
FBI Director.
Robert Mueller.

NOTE: In order to ensure your ATM-CARDS gets delivered to you ASAP, you are advised to immediately contact Mr. James Oscar via contact information provided above.
Post Last Edited By: Cyborg @ Sunday, November 15, 2009 10:32 PM

 

Being a native of the country (shout out to Fotodaddy), I can say that grammar is not what it used to be years ago. Education has taken a backseat to quick and easy money. I use the word easy loosely, as the bullshit scams are full time jobs for a lot of my countrymen, and they work VERY hard at them.

The last time I visited, I was appalled at the incessant grammatical errors in every newspaper I picked up. There is so much emphasis on trying to be '"Americanized," or foreign and cool that folks try to change their accents and use words and slang they can't translate accurately. The basics are now less important than being "international." I find it funny the way folks' accents would change the moment they found out I came from abroad.

Cyborg, don't get bent out of shape over the email. When this style of scam fizzles out, there'll be new and far more ingenuous ones that will be thought up. The key is to mistrust absolutely any and every money-making "offer" or "investment" that is thrown your way, be it by email, tv, or in person until you have thoroughly investigated and researched it.

Juliani

 

weee you OWN Nigeria now...hey wait.......I OWN Nigeria...you have stolen my
ATM card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sounds like Long wrote this

 

And you'd think that they would have figured out that "Send Money" and "Nigeria" in the same email is synonymous with "Scam." In fact, almost anything with Nigeria in the message is a scam anymore.

I though they would have figured out how to use other countries by now.

I say you send a message back and have fun with him. Identify yourself as Captain John Luke Picard, and go from there.

 

What gets me is that the peeps who do this are parasites, preying on people who likely can't afford to fall for this crap...

 

Hey guys, this nigerian celebrity made a song about making fun of other countries that they rip off.

It is called "I go chop your dollar."

here is the video. YouTube - Osuofia - I Go Chop Your Dollar

Nigerian scam artists are horrible people. I have seen death threat emails trying to threaten for money. "we have trained assisins that will be called off of you when you send us 30k$" type of bullshit.

Their government is ok with the scams and in on them. and take profit.

They say that we are greedy and deserve to lose it all.

In the first verse they say "for one land this is just a game"

The least they could have done was had hotter chicks in the video.

I hope they all burn in hell.

I googled the lyrics so here they are ( in case you dont watch the video ). It is considered the nigerian scam anthem. When I get the scam emails, I reply " I go chop your dollar" they always replay back "you and me are brothers."

I Go Chop Your Dollar
I don suffer no be small
Upon say I get sense
Poverty no good at all, no
Na im make I join this business
419 no be thief, its just a game
Everybody dey play am
if anybody fall mugu, ha! my brother I go chop am

Chorus
National Airport na me get am
National Stadium na me build am
President na my sister brother
You be the mugu, I be the master
Oyinbo I go chop your dollar, I go take your money dissapear
419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner
The refinery na me get am,
The contract, na you I go give am
But you go pay me small money make I bring am
you be the mugu, I be the master… na me be the master ooo!!!!

When Oyinbo play wayo, them go say na new style
When country man do im own, them go de shout bring am, kill am, die!
Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedy
I don see them tire thats why when them fall enter my trap o!
I dey show them fire

Read more about the 419 scam here. --> http://www.lindqvist.com/en/i-go-chop-your-dollars