Our Daily Bread

When you are up to your ass in alligators, it is hard to remember that your original intention was to drain the swamp..

 

That's pretty funny! Is it in reference to anything in particular?

 

Better is the enemy of good.

 

I sink, therfore I swam.

 

Those of you that think you know everything are annoying those of us that do.

 

I used to think I was perfect, but that would be a flaw and I don't have any flaws.

 

A bird in hand will shit on your finger.

 

Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning

 

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse

 

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

 

Man who retires from Marines, leaves buddies behind

 

Man who runs in front of car get tired

Man who runs behind car get exhausted

 

Aviation has a perfect record- we haven't left one up there yet

 

"Semper Freud"

 

Woman who fly upside down have crack up.

 

Right is right and wrong is wrong.Words to live by.

 

Man who stand on toilet high on pot

 

I'm smart enough to know I'm not smart enough.

 

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.