Spiders livin in my dash

where does he get those pictures? vfour must have a differant veersion of google.. seriosly... a little girl eating a trarantula? lol. good one as always v4.

 

I've gotten a bee stuck buzzing around my closed face helmet before, but no mishaps with spiders yet haha

 

Spiders in my bike and crack in my pipe!

Its gonna be a good night!

BZ

 

That is just nasty.I do not like spiders....at all.....I may make an acception for spiders that like to ride.....if they like VFR's.......they may be ok.Yes I am a girl .

 

Didnt have to kill a bug today, today was a good day.........

To answer Cundalini's question, yes, I have Google for Wackjobs, a little know spinoff.

 

Spiders aint shit........you want to see something really really scary, check out this sock monkey, scares the daylights out of me

 

Furries gone wild

 

I dont know if I am more creeped out by the monkey or thy guy that is holding it... but you are right spiders dont have sh#t on that!!!

 

+1 Right off the windshield and under the chin bar.... heebie jeebies right there. Almost threw my helmet off and realized how awesome those new emergency releases for paramedics would be lol

 

MMMMmmmm...crunchy!

But where is the whipped cream and a cherry on top!?

 

Spiders don't bother me much, but other creepy crawlers and big bugs do. My wife and kids are freaked out by spiders tho, so I have standing orders to kill every one of them we spot in the house.

 

I was never creeped out by sock monkeys. Until now. Thanx Bear!
Spider are okay as long as they don't come inside my house.

 

Kentucky Tourism Board weighs in

Ok, this is a silly thread. But I have to back up my Ky story. Each day I came back to camp, there were more and more Daddy Long legs on my tent. 5 then 10 then 30. I was sweeping them off, like ants! And not just common brown/grey ones. There were yellow bodies, orange bodies, wee ones, and giants. Of course, day 3 or 4 they were inside the tent. I woke up and found squashed bodies that I had rolled over during sleep. And then there was the wood pile! I picked up a stick of wood and saw a big hairy spider. A bit bigger than my thumb. It scurried back into the pile. Each time I got wood, the ground would boil and come alive with the dashing of little brown guys. Back into the woodpile. If we would have kept burning wood, the spider pile would have grown, while the wood pile diminished. When leaving the camp at dawn (dewey, flat sun) I slammed on the brakes. WTF! The park ranger had put up a cable across the driveway. I got off, couldn't believe it. Looked closely- It was a dang ol' spider web line!?!??! It was wet and shiny from the dew and looked like a piece of steel cable. Perfectly horizontal, about chest high, between two trees. Meant to catch a man, I think. This was getting into Stephen King territory, so I lit out.

 

that was me...it sucked

 

A bat in my helmet would make me bat-shit crazy.

 

I've developed an effective procedure for getting bugs like that out of my helmet. I like to think of myself as a genius, Einstein reincarnated perhaps. Only I'm taller, not german, and I have my G.E.D.
Anyway, just flip open your visor and turn your head to the side. At highway speed, it sucks any bugs outta your helmet. Brilliant!

 

you're already bat-shit crazy bro! but we love ya anyway!!!:tongue:

 

A snake actually got into a guys fairing that works where I do. Crazy.

 

I have a trouser trout in my riding pants, but I never had a snake in my fairing.

 

At least we know the snake had no taste in motorcycles, hiding out in a V-Strom. :tongue: