A Line I've almost never Stated................

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  1. vfourbear

    vfourbear New Member

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    I believe I have spent all the money I need to on motorcycles.
     
    vfourbear, Nov 3, 2009
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    You may have to take this one back; they are currently 7-0!

    :focus:
     
    SilverSurferRWB, Nov 3, 2009
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    Sure you can have a piece of gum. I have a whole pack.
     
    EricGDR, Nov 3, 2009
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    Rollin_Again, I like how you're always prompt for group rides, it totally makes it worthwhile for me to wake up earlier than I want to.
     
    Joey_Dude, Nov 4, 2009
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    That was below the belt Crusty!:eek:
     
    TOE CUTTER, Nov 4, 2009
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    Pulling a trailer behind a sport bike at 120 mph isn't safe. I think ill slow down!
     
    GoForARide, Nov 4, 2009
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    Guy enters a gay bar, walks up to a prospect sitting at the bar, and says, "Do you mind if I push in your stool?" (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
     
    Knife, Nov 4, 2009
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    "Yeah... I got my PC backed up" !
     
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  9. Cyborg

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    I need that money for something more important than the motorcycle.
     
    Cyborg, Nov 4, 2009
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  10. flya750

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    "I would own a Suzuki"
     
    flya750, Nov 4, 2009
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  11. drewl

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    I want the MotoGP tickets for my birthday, but I will be sad if that is all I get. I'd rather have a lot of presents than that one big cool one.
     
    drewl, Nov 4, 2009
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    yeah but funny........... hey.I didn't name names
     
    crustyrider, Nov 4, 2009
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    "Ya know, we could use the money for other things, and since my motorcycle mostly just sits in the garage anyway, I've decided to sell it."
     
    TimRav, Nov 4, 2009
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  14. drewl

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    I wish I didn't have to waste such a beautiful day on this stupid motorcycle.
     
    drewl, Nov 4, 2009
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    no I won't come in your mouth.
     
    DANIMAL, Nov 4, 2009
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    Yes, I got laid last night
     
    Cyborg, Nov 4, 2009
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    What do you mean the Beer is free?
    No Honey I'm just not in the mood for sex.

    This is a true story:
    At my Bacholor party we went to a strip club. At the end of the evening we piled into our designated driver's Van. There are 8-10 people in this full sized van and were all I'm sure (at least I was) thinking about our favorite stripper of the night ... Out of the Silence one of my good friends says the following:
    "Wow.... What a night.... We're all going home... Some of us will go to our wives, or our significant others... We'll walk up to them Kiss them ever so gently, and hold them and say: My darling... I love you so very very much.............. Now Put this Wig on!"

    Desiganted driver who was sober almost drove off the rode laughing so hard... Maybe you had to be there... LOL
     
    MrJoelieC, Nov 10, 2009
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    Sure I can do that oil change for you today...
     
    joshbea6, Dec 1, 2009
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    no babe, I'm not comfortable with you bringin' another girl into our bed...
     
    PyroMcnoob, Dec 1, 2009
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  20. drewl

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    Fake breasts? Didn't notice.
     
    drewl, Dec 1, 2009
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