Dear Randy

I have analyzed your situation closely and have had discussions with my advisors. This indeed was a heated debate but in the end, it would appear that you are a healthy normal person. I would not worry myself with the issues that you have put forth. Start to worry when things return to the way they were. When you start apologizing for your errors, show sympathy for those who may be deprived and taking your loved one out for diner.

Now take a hike pal.

 

Hey Shorty, speaking of avatars, isn't cool that Keager has a bird avatar? (I bet you still miss your special Birdy...)

 

VFRChick is the one who sadly lost her special bird.

 

Your friend is OK. His high level of intelegence and intellect should allow him to continue. You should not give up on him just because you have not had coffee with him for a while. You take the next step. Invite him out for a cup of coffee. Better yet, invite him out for diner on your dime. The Hotel Georgia would be a fine place to re kindle this friendship.

 

Oops! Of course!
(You'd think we males could keep track of the few (precious) women we have on the Forum!! Sorry!)

 

It's ok, not the first time its happened. :smile:


VFRChick is pretty cool so I take it as a compliment.

 

Yes.
But you are both very different so you would think I wouldn't make such a mistake. Thanks for being on-board!

Ok...hijack over...

 

Dear Randy,

I had to go to this Family thing for my inlaws and my wife told me i needed to dressup so I had to break out the Mr. Chip pimpdaddy suit ( it is the best suit I own ) my wife will not be seen with me in public when I wear it.
What is wrong with my suit, I love it.

 

Uh oh!!! I'm hittin' the fallout shelter! And, Randy, why don't you just stick a big fat bullseye on your back?

 

Wow! That was almost as bad as Nungboy calling his sig other by the wrong name. You were very kind and gentle (are you sedated, or just quietly plotting your revenge?). Personally, I don't subscribe to the conventional wisdom that says all you chicks look alike.

 

It's tragic when a girl loses her bird. So sad.

 

Thats twice now with the hostility.

After much thought, I have figured out why you are so angry with me. I have those photos of you on that Caribbean island. You know the ones I'm talking about. Those Rasta dudes sure would like to see you again.

Also, recent modifications to my foil helmet liner is preventing you from reading my thoughts, so try as might, you cant get through.

If you dont start being nicer to me I'm going to have to go to the Enquirer with these pics, and your whole little Ask Randy thread will be in trouble.

I already talked to my attorney, my CPA, a preist, and pastor, and a guidance counselor but they all want money, and I'd rather just spend it on beers with you if you'd stop being so mean.

PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT :canada: :tongue2:

 

Dear Randy,

I'm at work, done what I can do, and am bored. Cannot leave to go riding :frown:. I've been told that the death star has already been blowed up by the damned rebellion, and my credit rateing took a hit because it wasn't paid off yet, so rebuilding is not an option. I've also been told that the Ark of the Covenant has been found, and Chuck Norris has pretty much kicked everyone's butt in the known universe. The crusades are over, the new world has been found, maybe we've been to the moon, sent R/C cars to Mars, so space travel is out. Don't quite have that much time.

What should I do while I'm stuck here?

 

short thread hijack...

that's my bird, paulie. He says poop, crakcer, bad bird, pretty bird, meows, growls, wolf whistle and squaks reaaaaalllllly loud.

And now back to your regularly scheduled thread....

 

Dear Rider.

I feel I must tell you that I am beginning to be rather concerned about your family situation. They seem to have homicidal thoughts when it comes to your health and now are critical of your choice of wardrob. The clothes do not make the man. They are only an indication of his most inner beliefs. Your choice of suits is perfectly fine considering the type of person I am discovering you are. I wouldn't worry about what your wife thinks about your wardrobe....at least much longer. I am sure it will not be an issue much longer.

But you must know that purple is so 20th century. Get with the fuggen times and get a new suit in Fuschia. You can accessorize the suit with Purple if you have difficulty letting go.

 

You need to know that advise sometimes hurts one's feelings, especially when the root problem runs so deep in the poor pathetic bastard seeking advise. Your feelings may be toughened by taking caustic baths. Start by doing this once every two weeks and then increase frequency until this is a daily occurance. By that time you skin should be tough enough that your tender feelings will not be hurt by such trivial comments.

 

Drink more beer and take a long hard draw on a fat doobie. You got problems pal that God may never fix. Mind expanding drugs may help. Even if it does not, they may keep you away fromt he rest of society who are healthy.

 

I'm telling you , I aint bluffing on the pics, here's a sample, you letting someone off back when you were "on the job"

 

I think a heart message is definately in order here. Something very similar did happen to me on the North Island Highway north of Campbell River BC years ago but it was south of the belt....Nuff said