Bug through the eye.

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    I've been hit by tire re-tread at freeway speeds. Darn thing almost took my leg off! I can't imagine getting hit by that in the face :tsk: Just a bee to the temple with the visor open hurt like hell. Perfect reason for ATGATT!
     
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    Who says aliens from outer space are going ot be of proportionate size as a human!?!? I swear I hit this thing once.... must have had a force shield up or something.

    dam little zeplins.

    hurt!
     
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    I had a bat hit me!! although I had a helmet on I did have the shield up...at least until the visor closed with the bat trapped inside.

    You havn't live until you've had a live animal trapped in your helmet while traveling at 60mph.
     
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    A moose, in socks, once wet my bed but that was at band camp.
     
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    moose knuckle?
     
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    That WAS the point but thanks for calling me out on that one Professor!
     
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    i had rocks from a big truck rock hualer pepper my new chrome tinted shield and fed it up now have spots where coating is broke.. sucks 70 bucks.. but that shield saved my eyes and face. anyone riding without a full face helment down the highway especially is an idiot... just my 2 cents but my shield and chips in helment are proof in the pudding..
     
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    I would rather stare at the sun with binoculars.

    Sorry for off topic.
     
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    OK I just about fell off my chair laughing at that one....
    So I'm guessing the obvious solution of flipping the shield back open doesn't work with the windblast pushing the bat back into your face?
     
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    :thumbsup: Brother Bear.

    And teach him some romance so he and the wife can 'enjoy' each other:wink: Guy needs sex BAD!

    Although I get the feeling Go asks his wife these wacky questions when they are doing it...

    BZ
     
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    YEAH, what he said!!!!!
     
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    Anyone ever get hit with "Slick Fiddy" ?
     
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    well it did.....eventually. !! It hit me so hard I almost got knocked out. My face looked like I was hit by a golf ball right between the eyes. The bad thing was when it hit my faceshield slamed shut and locked and at the same time I kind of got knocked back in the seat a bit and when I did my hand rolled the throttle to WTFO. the the bike wheelied in mid corner and in a full lean. :eek: with a mountain on one side a cliff on the other (coming through the gap in townsend, tn if you've been there) So here I am with a "live" bat in my helment, my motorcycle on one wheel , Wide open, in a turn, going through a gorge at night, I'm in pain, with gloved hands I can't get the helmet off or the visor up and I'm cover in bat shit!!

    once I finally got stopped and pulled the seat from my ass. I pulled my helment off and I was covered in bat shit and blood....yes it was in my mouth. Ofcourse my "friends" and I use that term losely to desribe them during this event couldn't stop laughing even long enough to find out if I was ok or not.


    the story is much better in person and I can't tell it around my friends who were there because they still laugh so hard they quit breathing
     
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    damn thats funny lol love the randomness
     
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