cop a feal with mom

Professor, the fate of the world relys on you getting to second base with mom.

Fine then, If cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I will.


:thumbsup::crazy:

sorry, it was funny, i couldent help it.

 

Here are your daily Confusionisms...

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own peau.

Man trapped in pantry has ass in jam.

It ok for lady to meet man in park, but better for man to park meat in lady.

 

Thats what she said.

 

GFAR is working on his post count.

 

quote from Futurama!

 

uhhhh pass the weed brownies sos i can understands ya...:crazy:

 

Woman who fly upside down have crack up.
(Heard this in 6th grade, maybe? Can't remember anything else I learned in 6th grade, though.)

 

Man go to bed with ichy bum wake up with stinky finger.

 

Why do we drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway?

 

Man with cold hands and dirty mind make broad jump.

 

country folk humping kin folk

uh......is she hot???????if so maybe just once or twice...

 

How do they ship Styrofoam?

What's another word for thesaurus?

 

Virginity like bubble.....one prick, all gone.

 

I thought I was wrong once, turns out I was mistaken.

 

Man who loose key to house get no newkey

 

Damn................

 

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

Does this count as 36 posts?

1. Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
2. Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
3. Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.
4. State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
5. He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
6. Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
7. House without toilet is uncanny.
8. Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
9. Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
10. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
11. Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
12. Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
13. Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.
14. Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
15. Man who plays with self pulls boner.
16. Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.
17. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
18. Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.
19. Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
20. Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.
21. Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.
22. Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.
23. Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
24. Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
25. Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
26. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
27. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
28. Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.
29. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
30. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
31. Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
32. Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
33. Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
34. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
35. Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
36. Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

 

Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls can't walk.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.


WOW, Knife - you've killed me! I'm spent!

 

I don't think I'm perfect.... that would be a flaw.... and I don't have any.