Tiger Tiger

Theirrrrr GRRRRRREAAAAAT!!!!


And yeah even as a rug the tiger is awesome

 

Tiger--Tiger!

What of the hunting, hunter bold?
Brother, the watch was long and cold.
What of the quarry ye went to kill?
Brother, he crops in the jungle still.
Where is the power that made your pride?
Brother, it ebbs from my flank and side.
Where is the haste that ye hurry by?
Brother, I go to my lair to die!

Rudyard Kipling
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I call this avatar "The Squid Douche Ballet" I could not resist sharing it.

 

Drewler, I feel it may be time to declare Tiger Tiger over and concede to "Reg's Roadhouse Roundup"

It was a good fight, but ultimately Tiger just could not compete with riding and partying pics.

Tiger had a good run, you have to admit, a nothingness thread at the top of the board for weeks.

It may be time to prepare the eulogy.

 

God is this a stupid post. I mean, this is rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond
the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. It is
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. It is stupid collapsed on itself so
far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that
no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. It is a blazing mid-day
sun on Mercury stupid. It emits more stupid in one second than our entire
galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. This has to be a troll. Nothing
in our universe can really be this stupid. Unless this is some primordial
fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a
stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of
physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of
stupid for me. Like the pointless how to whip in Town square on TT stupid.

(Exerpt from the "Heeksters Rant" on R.M.H. c.1990)

 

Nothing really dies. It just gets used in something else.
Then, every once in a while, it get remembered and brought to the forefront of one's mind. Vivid pictures and sounds dance in the mind's eye.
Nothing really dies. It just gets used in something else.

 

Check out my new avatar.. (Yes I know its pointless but what do you expect from Tiger Tiger?)

 

A eulogy for tiger?!??? Have you taken leave of your senses? Tiger will never die my friend. Tiger may take a hiatus occasionally, but tiger willl NEVER DIE!!

tHAT iS aLL.

 

:rofl: "big bang of stupid" :rofl:

 

That's just stupid.

 

Some people call it stupid...others may call it insight...me I call it entertainment. the tiger cannot die..the tiger will live forever, it is in the trees, the air , the soil and the food we eat...yea the tiger is everywhere..

 

YouTube - Mojo Nixon - Elvis is everywhere

 

Nearly 900 posts and no one yet has found the answer to the age old question. I had to seek this wisdom elsewhere, but I will share...

Question: Why did tiger look down the toilet?
Answer: To find pooh.

No, please. There is no need to thank me.

 

and that's the rest of the story

 

Poop
Heads

 

“In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility;
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Now set the teeth, and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit
To his full height!”


William Shakespeare

 

Tiger with coat of dissimilar stripes,
When he’s angry, tiger swipes,
Tiger cautious, guarding his lair,
Danger lurking, tiger aware.

Tiger hungry so he hunts,
Facing quarry, tiger confronts.
Tiger waiting, being sly,
Undercover, no tiger espy.

Tiger detects, now he purrs,
Hunger pangs, tiger stirs.
Tiger quick, must now surprise,
Here we have one tiger, wise.

Tiger from his throat he roars,
Stretching out those tiger claws.
Tiger moving, stealthy pelt,
Expiration, by tiger dealt.

Tiger now with belly filled,
Anger passed, one tiger stilled.
Tiger sleeping, with the Pride,
Craving gone, tiger satisfied.

Tiger such a majestic sight,
Near extinction, tiger fight.
Tiger beautiful and fine,
You’re such a leonine feline.

Tiger we must have respect, ,
For your great tiger intellect.


© Ernestine Northover

 

streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

 

One time, I was head-butted by a mercenary.
True story.

 

you will have to elaborate on that........ I was "shot" by a navy seal once.....I got better