Bad weather for Ducks ? Having trouble with the caption

This photo is screaming out for a great caption, sorry the best I've come up with is " Bad weather for Ducks " does anyone have a better one ?

 

how about........This HAS to SUCK

 

Who farted?

 

That makes me a tad ill to look at.

 

Where was this taken?

Where was this taken? At the Indy MotoGP? The wind was sideways there and there was one lot dominated by Ducs.
Walked the whole joint in the rain, but didn't see this tear-jerking scene.
How 'bout: "Them Eye-talyons sure park funny."

 

I am just sick looking at that...If i had to turn it into one of those caption posters, I would "Dominoes: Sometimes its better to stick with the game!"
Neways wow, what a terrible day for the owners, and their insurance companies ha.

Vince

 

Nice one, short & funny :smile:

You are right, was wondering if its a Ducati only Parking lot or they are being cute all huddled together, would normally be amused but if there was a VFR parking lot we'd all be together too.

Weather did looked bad during the MotoGP with the race delays etc but would be a little unhappy at the first 2 strapping spinnakers to their bikes knowing how windy it was.

 

it looks like the bike cover on the st3 turned into a sail and toppled all of them over...that guy probably got his ass kicked and his insurance probably dropped him.....quite a few lira laying on th tarmac there.....

 

(Narrator's voiceover)

Now we are seeing, with alarming frequency, masses of dead Ducatis washing up in midwestern parking lots, no one is sure what causes these die offs, but climatologists suspect global warming as the cause..........

Possibly the Ducati is not as hardy a species and is more susceptible to .0000000000005 degree temperature shifts........

 

Bike Covers
Also make good drag chutes.

 

Do Ducks get bird Flu ?

 

This has got to be the winning entry... smart, clever, and very funny! Kudos!

 

Im sooooo sorry for this one, but i have to.


DUCATI AIRBAGS

They dont work...

 

Ducati bike owners first record attempt at bike toppling failed today !
The organisers of the event were reported as saying we suspected the yellow ones might not work, but had we have left them out we might have been sued for discrimination so we had no choice but to include them !

 

For Sale: Lot of seven (7) Ducatis, all with right side body damage. These units were built and calibrated for the northern hemisphere, and mistakenly shipped to the southern hemisphere. Northern buyers will need to replace bodywork; southern buyers will need to replace bodywork and incredibly expensive reverse rotation gyroscopic balancing module.

Included in the sale are two bike covers (no longer needed).

 

In a show of solidarity with striking Ducati facory workers in Italy, Ducatis the world over have decide to stop working and fall over.

This photo, taken in Indianapolis in the U.S., also shows some "scab" Ducatis, raising the question of just how much support can be expected from the bikes.

Union officials decided on the "fall over" tactic because "a Ducati that simply stops working is not unusual enough to warrant attention"

 

TRY THis one:

SUX TO BE A DUC

 

Thats just great as in Domino toppling. :thumbsup:

 

Good weather for ducks. Bad weather for Ducs!

 

6 harley riders test some duc's, write a review calling them tippy and un-american.