Tiger Tiger

What's the difference between an orange?

 

Really? Well, what color ARE hotdogs? Eh? Eh?

 

Hot dawgs a re flesh colored.

And they plump when you cook them. No wonder they are always associated with soem inuendo.

 

Cock & Balls!

 

Isn't inuendo an Italian suppository?

 

snow is white so that you can read your name in it after you...

 

Girls fart cupcakes.

 

There you go again Bubba, trying to lure us in to another debate with your devious logic tricks. Well it wont work

I'm not going to just sit and type incoherent ramblings while it snows outside, I can tell you that.

For example, you said "Cock & Balls"........curious you would say that knowing that so many of us here have them. And clever use of the ampersand, thought you got that one by us huh? Didnt work, we see through that shameless little timesaver.

You think you can just type "Cock & Balls" and then run off like that? Why not "Tits & Pussy" or "Lips & Ass" or "Flashights & Chain Lube" or "Bullets & Shoe Polish" ,can't answer that one can ya?

So you just sit there, reading this, and think about what you've done.

Suppose we all just ran up to folks and shouted "Cock & Balls" and ran off, what do you think would happen then. Guess you didnt think about that. Well I have, I think about it a lot. Late at night. When there's snow on the ground.

I know whenever I've done it folks looked at me real funny and started making cell phone calls........

Which could mean anything, hell I dont know, perhaps they need to use up those rollover minutes.

Which is exactly my point, making statements that reflect the state of mind of people already on the edge of kicking the shit out of their refrigerator cause its soooo frickin noisy and they cant ride their motorcycle because of the stupid SNOW everywhere, well, you dont wanna go there, you just dont. I mean it. No..really..... dont do it

Please

 

we are not 100% individual

Oh no, it cant be true !
People keep telling me when i was made they destroyed the mould, i have been deceived all these years

 

Too funny! ROFLMAO!!! :rofl:

 

Sometimes, late at night, I remember to take the trash out to the curb. But it is not trash day. I take it out anyway.

 

The other morning I heard the trash man...while he was getting the neighbor's trash. This is upsetting to me due to the fact that I try to be efficient. I really do try. If I miss the trash man then it will be an entire week before I can get my trash emptied. That grates on the nerves. This particular morning was especially upsetting because the family did not put out the trash the previous week while I was away at work. So, not only did I have the current week's worth of trash to worry about, but the previous week's as well. And what if I missed this week again?! Then there would be the possibility of 3 full week's of trash not picked up, but piling up outside my garage door. The negative possibilities were endlessly piling up in my head whilst I ran down the stairs and through the garage in my pajamas(shirking all sense of propriety). Running under the garage door as it all too slowly rose...
Only to find the friendly neighborhood trash man had retrieved my trash can, over laiden and all, and was dumping it in the truck.
Thank you, unnamed friendly neighborhood trash man. You have risen above the call of duty. You have shrugged off the derisive stereotypical remarks. You have shown that even trash men are human, and that they can show goodness and kindness in this season of giving. God bless you Mr Trashman, and Merry Christmas.

 

How can divine will coexist with divine preordination?

 

I can't cease weeping.

 

The Divine will is also called the 'perfect will'. This meaning, if God had His druthers, He'druther everyone love Him and accept Him without sinning. He, being all knowing, knew that if someone were forced or programmed to love, it would not really be love.
So He gave use free will to choose whether or not to love Him, therefore allowing us to experience True Love.
Preordination has been explained to me as such: it does not make it a requirement that this person or that person would accept Him. It merely reflects God's omniscience as He knew before time began which of us WOULD accept Him.
I hope this clears things up.
(true story)

 

I heard some people were discussing religion on Tiger Tiger.

No way, I said to myself

No way in Hell

Or Heaven

 

Here is my first Tiger Tiger haiku

Snow has fallen now

Bike sits in silence today

Beer is the answer

 

Fleeting of season
Now come to me my sadness
Whispering lager

 

Trashman advances
Finding his truth in kindness
Rest assured now Drewl

 

Oh! Bizarre Tiger
Tell me your wisdom daily
Sitting with boredom