A young Ventriloquist is touring the Clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Pennsylvania. With his Dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual ' Dumb Blonde' jokes when a Blonde in the 4th row stands on a chair and starts shouting : "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype people that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with their worth as a human being?" "It's guys like you who keep people like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but people in general...and all in the name of humor!" The Ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells... " You stay out of this, Mister ! " " I'm talking to that little Twerp on your knee ! "
Okay here we go on this roller coaster.... How do you know a blonde has been on your computer......................... Theres white out on the screen... :lol:
How can you tell if a blonde is horny? When you put your hand down her pants it feels like a horse eating oats. :cheersaf:
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde started laughing. This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. This time the blonde laughed even harder. Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car. The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
