What a Difference !!!! I added slick50 to my ..

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Over time I have been able to not have to purchase commercial oil for any of my vehicles and have begun to stockpile oil for the interim between children and grandchildren.
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Well the z-max seems to help out even more.. The soaking process is finished and I added 105 octane boost in my gas and the bike runs awesome. The engine is quieter then ever and has more power,It will wheelie now when it wouldn't before. I am also getting about 2-3 miles an hour more outta each gear.. It is just insane how awesome the slick50 zmax and 105 octane boost work !!!! I will install my plugs this weekend, I hope the bike doesn't flip backwards if I gas it hard with the new plugs.. Maybe that is what ama superbike has been doing all this time ......

 

Well i have to say that with the fuel prices i have been looking at ways to reduce the cost of filling my tank :tongue:
So i figured if i reduced the capacity then i wouldnt have to put as much in to make the fuel guage show full.
The best way i found was to drop a rock in the tank ( washed it first so it was clean ) and now i never have to put more than 18 ltrs in and the guage shows full, i just need to figure out how to stop it knocking inside the tank now :unsure:
Though it does only knock when going round bends :wink:

 

Emptyskull,

No.
AMA Superbike Racers like myself (see avatar) use JP-1 Jet Fuel.
You should try that too.
Same as kerosene. Readily available.
All you need is about a cup per gallon.

It's a little secret so keep it under your hat.

Watch out though, once it's in the tank, it will flip over like you say.
However, my extreme skills and experience with this volatile mixture allow me to use it without any negative results.

Here's a picture to back up my statement and prove what I say is true.
As you can clearly see, I am taking off.

Your claims are fantastic, but I am a sceptic.
Show me a picture of your speedometer going 2-3 miles per hour faster in each gear.
That will convince me.

RottenJohnny.

 

Make sure you add a splash of Slick50 to the JD brother!

BZ

 

Here's another great power adding trick - Gasoline in your crankcase!

Not only does it thin out the oil so that the oil pump and the pistons don't have to work as hard to move, the ignition of the vapors in the crankcase actually push the pistons back up! It's like having a hybrid 2-stroke motor!

I totally did this on my last scooter and that baby would lift the front wheel like nothing else. I almost killed myself after that mod.

Be sure to use at least 93 octane, and dump some of the octane booster in there while you're at it, get that oil to at least 100 octane. Just pull right up to the pump, pull off the oil cap and pump away!

 

Damn, you guys are brutal!!!eace:

 

I have not read all the responses so I do not know what advice has been given, but my strongly recommend that you to drain and refill with the correct EOM specification oil, I do not have time now to explain but you do not want that product in your engine. JIM

 

wow you race daytona? laguna etc awesome.. Hey give your mechanic the guy on the bicycle with the cone in his butt some slick50 to get it outta there its a desturbing picture....:bootyshake2:

 

ok I got my 4 pronge spark plugs installed and the bike starts easier and seems to run a little smoother on top of the slick50, zmax..and 105 octane boost..some people seem to think it does not work but I am telling you it worked, the slick50 and zmax made it feel like a different bike, now I will ride the new spark plugged vfr today and give back feedback later on this evening. but so far it starts as soon as I touch the botton, idles super smooth and drivetrain noise is all but eliminated.. It is so smooth it is unreallll !!! I am going to set my trip go for a spin and see if my mileage has improves my feeling is it has ...

 

zmax is actually bad news I would never use it. So are bosch quad tips stick with NGK plugs only. See link below.

FTC Sues Speedway Motorsports and Oil-Chem Subsidiary

 

Mmmmmmmmm. Walnuts.

Have you tried oiling your nut cracker with Slick 50? Maybe your ass could take a break and your snacks will be tastier!

 

if he put slick 50 in his butt before cracking the walnuts it might shoot the walnut through the wall.

 

When I was in Collage way back in 1970 (by pic is from that time) we had olive races as a part of the hazing process: the pleebs stripped naked and formed two teams each had a block of ice from which they must pick up olives in the crack of thier ass and run around a cone then back to the ice block....each team memeber got a new olive this was a relay race / the loosing teams eats the olives. Hey good for the immune system (my team won – my team always won). This is a True story about a man from right around Chicago who is doing hard time for the crime of armed robbery. This is the story of Michael Kenyon AKA the ‘Illinois enema bandit’ (see Frank Zappa)….anyway I know the performance enhancing characteristics of anal juices are barely understood! :bootyshake2:

 

Anal Juices!!!!!!

 

We went from slick50 to anal juices? Coincidence? I think not.

 

Uh oh.

Now you have crossed a line, that's no bicycle.
It's a motorcycle.
How can a technical master like yourself make that sort of a grievous error?

I think you are making this all up to make everyone look silly.

 

Slick 50 bicycle chain lube.

 

Yeah, dude, stop helping.......