Tiger Tiger

Drewl as long as it is FEMALE gingerbread cookies it's all gooooood. Of course it may depend on how you decorate 'em....:unsure:

 

My cat has stinky seal breath.

 

So little Timmy is outside playing. as his dad looks out the window he sees Timmy sitting in his little metal car as he sitting there his dad watches him swal low a handful of M&Ms Take a bite out of a dead cat and then he would slide the car forward with one foot. His Dad was a little disturbed by this and watched little Timmy do it twice more always in the same order. After the third timeTimmys dad runs out and aske dhim what he was doing, Timmy replied ,"I'm playing truck driver!!". "Truck driver?" his father repeated. "Yeah, truck driver", Timmy said again, "I'm popping pills, eating a little pu##y, and easing on down the road".

 

Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.

 

VT, you need to post here more often.

 

I'm working on it.

 

The Detroit Red Wings should know want a read canyon is in the
Metaphoric sense ( eating bleeding …you know what I mean). WHO’S YOUR UNCLE

Have you earned your red wings today, well Hav Ya?

 

I have always wondered about that name. The Red Wings boots have always made smile inside as well. I learned about Red Wings from a biker gang member in the jail where I worked. I thought it was super nasty. Sometimes it is fun to be super nasty.

 

sometimes refered to blood wings or blood stripes. I got them in the service.

had my stuff pinned to my chest with the holders off

 

That is not the kind of Red Wings we were talking about. But we did the same thing with our academy pins at the sheriff's ofc. We talked about doing the same with our badges but the pins on those are 2 inches long. Hard to explain how a whole class of cadets got collapsed left lungs.

 

I know what ones your refering to........not always a boy scout(hmmm never been a boy scout) never got those ones but my best friend did..........

 

This thread is already up to (1000-650) posts!

Did you know that Canadian coins are rejected by US vending machines because they are attracted to magnets?

 

what are the machines? you think it would be better if the coins were atracted to the magnets....I mean , the coins would move way more easier than the machines would......unless you had one of those big horse shoe shaped magnets that Tom and Jerry use....... Shoot, you could pull a jumbo jet out of the sky with one of those, without moving..................

 

shall we start a red wing earners list? I'm on it.

Why would American machine care about the sexual orientation of Canadian coins? Do they not have a right to choose?

 

You're right, Canadian coins are totally gay.

By the way, today is call in gay day. I had considered it briefly, but then remembered I'm straight.

 

Calling in gay is the gayest idea I have ever heard. Let's make everybody like us more by doing a thing that costs them money and decreased production and further hardship.
let's be more separatist so that people will see us as more mainstream.
gaRy.

 

In Canada, separatist are called Bloc Quebecois. Believe it or not, they are a Federal Political party whose sole purpose is to break away form Canada.

 

Wait, a political party involved in the system with the purpose of separating from the system? How very French.

 

We have had a few referendums on this separation issue and so far have won out against the separatists. Fortunately not all the people of Quebec share this party's line, French and non French alike. But it is always there. If they were to separate, I don't doubt for a minte that soon after, they would become your newest state.

 

So you are saying the French Quebecians want to be American?