Sarcasm free thread

Ok.

You must post here free of all sarcasm and no irony is allowed

Can you do it?

I will check occasionally and if i see evidence of anything that lacks a real sincere purpose youre out, no questions asked.

Ok I'll start it off.

TinkerWstuff, while maybe a hardheaded wackjob, is actually a reasonable gentleman with reasonable ideas if you listen....and he may actually know something if you ask him about 3rd or 4th gens

Invisible Cities has made himself whether he likes it or not a resource for VF500 fans

Squirrelman cannot avoid his carb knowledge, keep talking about the Dead and all that, but he may actually know something

If you live West of the Continental Divide and dont know Toecutter, well, its your loss

Sooooo............

No irony

No Sarcasm

I really really wish it would not rain here for a bit

 

Oh bear, this can't end well. Relatively speaking, very few members here are mature enough for a thread such as this.:hangme::argue:op2:

 

oh brother, I have faith, I know , its not likely, but I think our people can do it, do not forget, we are a world wide forum

 

I will not and can not be part of this thread. My life revolves around sarcasm (and I'm not be sarcastic). I will not post here again. Good luck to all those mature enough to handle said thread.

 

"Sarcasm Free Tread"... I thought this thread had something to do with tires. Before I opened it, I was reflecting on whether or not I had ever considered a tire sarcastic. I've had vehicles that I thought bordered on vicious, disrespectful, and just plain evil but that's a different story.

Can we talk about anything as long as we're not sarcastic?

 

Oh ye of little faith! I will pray to the holey trinity for all y'all.

The holey dudes are:

Crusty
Cundalini
and Norkleboy

 

ah, um, errr, nope can't do it

 

I have surrendered my soul to the spelling police and await trial and judgement from the great father of us all who lives in the sky. I used to think that was Donald Trump but as of yesterday, I see that I was mistaken.

 

Hopefully somebody will share their online Viagra source without being sarcastic.

 

Damn damn damn, I should have proof read the title of this thread, but who does that? Now as mentioned everyone will think my tires have been behaving like assholes.

You may talk about anything you like on this thread, but you must be sincere, and it must be true.

More Examples: Norcalboy likes racing, and he has a very nice VFR.

My bike is...well....red.

Randy is not the actual prime minister of Canada, but he is funny.

Bubba Zanetti is one of the smartest people on this board.

 

Thanks for the shout out vfourbear.

I'm a fan of your literary work here.

 

I like big butts and I cannot lie.

 

The woman in your avatar doesn't look like she has a big butt.(small nice) Do you like her?

 

I miss the old chat days when Drewl was there no matter what time you went in, and me, Drewl, VFourBear, Y2KViffer, Marrib, Scubalong would meet at regular, random times and come up with stuff to make each other ROTFLOAO!! I used to literally laugh out loud and snort in work, while looking at my computer screen!!

Reggie is one of the most awesomest people I know for opening his home to so many derelicts year after year.

ToeCutter has got to be one of the most knowlegable guys on here with the biggest heart I've ever seen.

VFourBear is a one-of-a-kind who always brings a smile to my face, if not a full on big belly laugh.

Scubalong has got to be one of the funniest people I know, but for the life of me, I still haven't figured out if he's funny on purpose!!

I'd like to know exactly when almost everyone in my life (except for my parents) became younger than me instead of older than me.

I think I would have serious mental problems were it not for my VFR.

Life is amazingly incredible if you take a minute once in a while to really take a look and appreciate it.

 

OK then.

Like everyone else on this forum, I thought Badbilly was a ass. But like a rash, he's grown on me.

From what I know and have read on the internet (so it must be true), Reg has the most understanding wife.

Another vote to Randy being a funny fellow. Knife also has some excellent remarks.

Jamie Daugherty has provided countless hours of time and patience in helping people make their rides better. And he provides his professional insight without asking for anything in return (i.e. send me your shock and then we'll figure it out).

Stosh has a picture for everything that anyone has ever requested. And he always posts it within 5 minutes.

I like turtles.

 

WTF?? Oh yeah and the guys that ride with your slow ass.

 

Nuts!!!

Aw man..... hwell:

I just got sent back to the penalty box again didn't I?



Does that mean I have to wear the penalty box hat and glasses again too Pliskin? :lol:

 

Pliskin you had better really like turtles or I sniff a banhammer coming

As for the girl in my avatar it appears that liking her is not an option. You'll do whatever she wants like it or not

It was a bit sad when drewl changed jobs and was no longer dayshift chatbox foreman, but 02rider has taken over and done a pretty good job