Photo Contest

So, you sat down on a fat guy's lap thinking he was Santa? Be careful; he might report you under some obscure rape charges, and you can spend a few nights in jail with Assange...

OK. Here is your bridge... How do you like it?
If accepted, the next challenge is:

-Your bike next to a sign that says 2011

-Extra points if the sign is lit. -> (Extravaganza)
-Super extra points if Santa is in the picture. -> (Christmas Spirit)
-Super extra mega points, if you are sitting on Santa's lap. -> (Sex offender)

The sign can be of any kind, no exceptions...

 

Santa is really a Canadian spy. He has the ability to fly all over the world and cover every country in one night. Even though he is routinely tracked by radar, he has never been shot down, and is able to break into any one's house without being apprehended. His vehicle uses no fossil fuels and is not nuclear. In fact, his mode of propulsion actually produces energy in the form of methane gas.

BTW. That is a neat bridge.

 

Actually Santa is a stoner. That's how he can do all the things Randy says he does.

Check it out, I speaka the truth.

The psychedelic secrets of Santa Claus | Cannabis Culture Magazine

Yes nice bridge. Now where is Route 2011 for some pics?

 

I guess Randy may be right and now that seems to make more sense, Santa is CANADIAN! That's why all of the shit I get from him never works!!!

HA!

 

Would this work?
Hillbilly Highway (2011) - IMDb

 

Now that.....is entertaining. Nice comeback. Love the lable

 

Not really. That's OK I found it.

 

I would think it is a little out of your way, but if you insist:

Driving directions to State Hwy 2011 Via State Hwy 66 -
8 hours 4 mins
I-71 S and I-75 S
475 mi

1. Head southwest on Frankfort Ave toward W 3rd St - 164 ft
2. Turn left at W 3rd St - 354 ft
3. Turn right at W Superior Ave - 0.1 mi
4. Turn left at W Prospect - 0.3 mi
5. Turn right at Ontario St - 0.3 mi
6. Continue onto S Broadway Ave - 0.4 mi
7. Continue onto Orange Ave - 0.6 mi
8. Take the ramp onto I-77 S - 18.3 mi
9. Take exit 144 to merge onto I-271 S toward Columbus - 10.1 mi
10. Take the exit onto I-71 S - 113 mi
11. Merge onto I-70 W - 1.1 mi
12. Slight left at I-71 S (signs for Cincinnati/OH-315 N) - 106 mi
13. Merge onto I-75 S - 163 mi
14. Take exit 29 for US-25E toward Corbin/Barbourville/US-25 - 0.3 mi
15. Turn left at US-25E S/Corbin Bypass - 32.7 mi
16. Turn right at US-25E S/Tennessee Ave - 0.6 mi
17. Turn left at Pine St/State Hwy 66 - 18.2 mi
18. Turn right at State Hwy 2011 - 9.0 mi​

Cleveland, OH to Stoney Fork, KY - Google Maps

 

Good challenge Racostan. I'm looking...

 

I hope you don't need the directions to the highway I sent to Grey.

Guys, remember: ANY sign will do. There are no restrictions, nor exceptions. (Only bonus points)
Be creative!

 

Any sign uh? Like a home made one?? Similar to the definition of "machine". What angle are you looking at it?

p.s. thanks for the directions. I missed the turn on to Prospect and got lost. Gave up from there.

 

Be damned if I were to ever test drive a Ford but does this work?

 

looks good to me.....the trucks do at least...don't be a hater Randy after all....CAnada makes them......

oh I vote winner

 

Randy, you are the man! That's a winner.
No extra points though.
You're up.

Grey, when I said "any" sign it was to leave the door open for the extra points: If somebody had a pict sitting on Santa's lap, next to the bike, and holding a napkin where someone had scribbled 2011... that would have been the trifecta! Next time.

 

In front of, next to, underneath, overtop of something that says in some fashion. "Merry Christmas" either in words or images. This will be a three day post. I will direct my Ministry of Lotteries and Competitions to carry out their legislated duties and select a winning entry on Christmas Day. Of course, with consent of the populace seeing as I have changed the format a bit. Everyone can have three days to get out there and ride. If not in agreement with the three day challenge, same challenge, but first come first winner. Give me you feed back.

If you are a winner, I will have a rum and egg nogg. That will be my special way to say "Thank you and Merry Christmas" to you all.

 

nice one Randy

 

I'm in. Good one!

 

Three day is cool with me. Then the best pics wins.

 

"Merry Christmas Ya'll" (thats what the sign says in background) and yep thats from the great state of Texas. Merry Christmas VFRW!

And one more because I thought it was funny and yet all so true.

 

almost 24 hours passed and only one submission with two pix...at least we WILL have a winner to this one.