Humor Thread

And my personal fovorite.....

How to not get your ass kicked by the police | SPIKE

 

@VFRHusband: dude, those were 2 of the best vids I've seen in a loooong time HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I thought I heard a chopper.

 

I think I'm going to move up, how about you all, chuck that SHOEI and that HJC.!!

MOTORCYCLE OPEN FACE HELMET JET PILOT FLAT BLACK DOT ~L : eBay Motors (item 120536306378 end time Mar-04-10 22:15:57 PST)

 

dude thats my helmet!!! it really works.....

 

Says it's DOT approved. Is that Department of Trauma maybe? :biggrin:

 

How did you know??? do you have one too???? hahahah

 

As is said: $10.00 helmet, for a $10.00 head.

The funny part is the shipping is worth more than either the head or helmet!:loco:

 

Good Cartoon

this is a good one

 

eMOONING!!

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_) regular ass


(__!__) fat ass


(!) tight ass


(_*_) an ass hole


{_!_} swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

 

Tiger Woods has lined up some new sponsors...

 

I'm gonna go kiss my mirror for a while now...

 

My mirror is too smirred in lip gloss. I was born July 29 but adopted May 30

 

SPID6813 - Your avatar is priceless!

 

I really hope this doesn't ofend anyone... But I found it funny as hell

YouTube - Harley Biker Wrecks as Slow Mini Van Occupants Laugh - messed up motorcycle crash

 

Yep, I agree.

 

What a tard, if you're gonna do stupid squiddy shit like that you should probably remember to LOOK WHERE YOU WANNA GO!! Unless of course he was planning that off road journey :doh:. I really love how the guy behind him tried to follow him down, just barely saved his own ass there!!

 

hehehe I thought it was hilarious... "dude, he's gonna beat our asses" was my favorite line...

this, btw, is precisely why Harleys should not do canyon runs... they don't lean...

 

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit.