Humor Thread

Sad, But possible true! But I think that it would be more like "Hold my Mimosa!" in the retirement centers and populist cities, and then in the everglades it would be like "Hold my righteous shine"!

 

Poor Girl, she already has the look of a 60yr old women that was largely developed. She can't say they are big and perky, just big and saggy!;-) Breast reduction is her only hope for her 20's! And yes can you say "Jailbait"! Bet she is 15 -17 at best.

 

That's Christina Lucci. Don't know when that picture was taken, but she is in her 30's now.

 

She was about 21-22 when the Florida T shirt photo was taken.

 

Where do I sign up?



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I thought about putting this in the Racing thread but it seemed more funny than about racing...

http://www.bikeme.tv/index.php/mama...man-you-fly-like-a-little-bit-merda-superman/

 

This guy is too funny...

 

Taco Bell

Tastes like indigestion and regret.

 

What the hell is going on in Colorado?

Lady named the Mad Pooper is taking craps all over the town...



http://deadspin.com/a-jogger-dubbed..._source=fusion_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

This column is written by an Aussie bike journalist called Boris, I've been following it on FB all year (called "Dear George"). Very often hilarious.

https://www.facebook.com/deargeorge99/

 

Speaking of funny Aussies:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK (unless you work somewhere really cool)!







https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeE3lj6pLX_gCd0Yvns517Q

 

Every woman likes to get swept off their feet. It is when you try to tuck them into the trunk of your car that they start to worry.

 

I have a weight loss goal I have been working on since January. My goal was to loose 10 pounds. It is September now and I only have 20 to go.

 

So true!

 

The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

 

I think that should read "would have been a grammar Nazi".

 

"Isn't that a bit pedantic?"

"You can't be a bit pendantic....

 

Hitler would approve.