Humor Thread

Thanks, may just do.

 

Impromptu Track Tango, one of my old faves :fencing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOVNqA7lBA

 

I remember that one, crazy bike dance. I was surprised they only had a yellow flag out at first.

 

What to do with junior?

 

SOW's childhood

 

Sorry if your a Panther fan but i thought these were funny.

 

Wasn't sure where to share this but I wanted to and thought you guys might get a laugh.



This is my winter bike tire.



Commuted all winter last year with it. Only fell once. It was right after a ride at the top of my driveway trying to dismount. Salt tore my bike up and I had to replace a bunch of bits, almost a write off, so I have been more selective about where I ride this year.



That is all. Carry on.

 

Is that off a mad max set or something?

 

https://i.imgur.com/4AHSM2H.gif


https://i.imgur.com/xPosxgq.gif

 

This ones for Randy.

 

Why should you not eat out your girl first thing in the morning?









Ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

Ooooooohhhhhhh

 

That is hysterically horrible!

 

LOL I do pry open my grilled cheese and put ketchup on it. I'll never be able to eat another one now! Thanks...............

 

Holly fuck you guys are gross! And people say things about me!

How to Say I Love You in 5 Languages
English - I love you.
French - Je T'aime
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Nin
Canadian - Nice ass. Get in the truck!

 

[video=youtube;SwtOukiaGTk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwtOukiaGTk[/video]

 

Michigan State Police announced the
discovery of an arms cache of 200
semi-automatic rifles,


along with 250,000 rounds of ammunition,
10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers,
two tons of heroin,

$12 million in cash, and a ring of 14 prostitutes, all in a housing project behind the Detroit Public Library.


Detroit folks were stunned. A community organizer said, "We is shocked!!!!! We never knew we had a library"

 

What are the three biggest lies in Montana?
1. My truck is paid for
2. I won this belt buckle (rodeo prize for you city slickers)
3. I was only helping that sheep over the fence.

 

A good old boy in Montana had his war buddy come up from Texas. After picking him up at the airport, they are driving along the highway heading home. The guy from Texas is comparing various things he sees to things back home. After a while, he sees a buck standing off in a field and asks the Montana boy, "what is that?" "That's a buck," the local replies. "Hell, down in Texas they're twice that size!" "Ok" says the Montanan.

A few miles down the road, the Texan sees a beaver about to cross the road. "What is that?" The Texan asks again. That's a beaver" is the reply. "You call that a beaver? They are at least twice that size where I live!" "Ok," replies the local, with some irritation.

After some time, the Texan looks out the window and sees a snapping turtle standing next to the road. The Montanan, bracing himself, hears, "What is that?" Looking the Texan dead in the eyes, he replies solemnly, "it's a tick!"