Klassic!!! My father used to kid with my mother back in the day when credit cards were made out of metal instead of plastic, that he was gona melt them down and shoot himself in the head. (here comes a Charlie Sheen-ism - "True Story." Been into cooking lately, got off the vegan thing, but anyway, know about some French made spoons made out of Boxwood, you think they do pinch, smidgen, and dash? Probabably not ; )
Did ya hear the one about the vegan vampire? Vegan vampire walks into a bar and says to the bartender..."