back in the day we had some fun with Chuck Norris stuff.....found this and thought yall might like it too... REALLY DUMB CRIMINALS!!! (HILARIOUS!) (This is true... from his autobiography!) In 1994, Chuck Norris was living in Dallas, Texas. One day he was walking down the street by himself, no entourage, no fans following him, no bodyguards, not even his wife. He turned a commercial block in the downtown skyscraper area and saw two men a little bigger than him coming straight for him from the other end of the block. They were staring right at him, and he figured they wanted autographs, which he enjoys signing. So he walked up to them and stopped with a smile, whereupon they stood in front of him, whipped out a couple of large pocketknives, and one of them demanded, “Give me your wallet, Chuck! Give it here!” Norris actually opened his mouth wide and then asked, “Are you insane!?” “No! We know who you are! And we know you got a lot of money! Now give it up, or you’re dead!” Now before I go further let me just go over a few things. All jokes aside, Chuck Norris truly does have the following black belts: 1st degree in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 8th Degree Grandmaster in Tae Kwon Do, 9th degree in Jeet Kune Do under Bruce Lee and Lee’s best student, Dan Inosanto, 10th degree in Shito Ryu Karate, 10th degree in Tang Soo Do, 11th degree in Chun Kuk Do. Granted, the last art is his own concoction, a mix of all the best moves he has learned over the years, all blended for both self-defense and competition. But suffice to say, the muggers didn’t even use guns. From a hundred feet away, They used knives within arm’s reach. What happened next was rather anti-climactic. The police arrived about 4 minutes later, 3 officers in two cars, and were greeted by the scene of two men with SEVERELY broken arms (the bones had gone through the skin) sitting on the curb, two bloody knives in the gutter, and Chuck Norris, the Almighty Himself, leaning against the wall, wearing his beard, jeans, cowboy boots and a cowboy hat….he shrugged at them. The police started laughing so hard that they bent over, holding their sides, unable to put the handcuffs on the muggers. One of them managed to ask, “Did you not know who he was?!” One of them said, “Yeah, we knew who he was! We figured all that crap on TV was fake!” (You just don't mess with Chuck Norris!)
Holy shit, how stupid do you have to be!!!! Yeah, he didn't train under Bruce Lee, it's all fake, and he's just a big rich pussy, fuckin epic retards!!
