You can rest assured that those rogue action figures are being punished severely for the sinceless killing of an innocent squirrel.
The events leading up to the squirrel's murder are a little foggy. It is believed that one of them was behind the wheel of a Cadillac SUV, while the other chased the victom, at gun point, into the street, where the Caddy was waiting to finish the job. The action figures have shown no remorse or shame for this sinceless act of violence. Their motive is yet unknown. Stay tuned for further updates as the facts are still sketchy.
