Here I sit, broken hearted, Paid a buck and only farted. Yesterday I took a chance, Saved a buck and shit my pants. You will recall when you...
You should understand that VFRShorty presenly may be in possession of many diapers. He is a she and has a little rug rat. Which brings up the...
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Common sence is uncommon. If it were not for stupid people, no one would realize just how intallagant you and me is. And if we did not have...
David Letterman:eek:
An interesting question. There could be many answers depending on the organ donor. But in your particular case, world leaders in Scientific...
Laughing was not intended here. You are banned. Go to bed.
When God created man so many years ago, He made man so, so that in the future, well after beer was first discovered, and after the eventuality of...
I never ride in the rain beacuse...
Some may call him lucky. Some may call him crazy. His wife would likely call him bastard and we all would say he was fucked if found out.
You appear to be an impatient person. Here you seem to have jumped to the end result without giving consideration as to how you got there. This...
This is very interesting and familiar. I cee a future for you by joining my staff of advisors. First things first. Learn the Juice Harp. It...
Be true to yourself. Just rememebr people should stay within their own faith and race. Inter racial relationships will fail. Take mine. It has...
Like the Wolfman of the radio waves, Dear Randy will remain a mystic if not very odd entity. But I have to ask...why do you need to know. Are...
Many cup holders available for cars can be adapted to fit your VFR someplace. Line this cup holder with the loop side of velcro, and dress your...
Don't concern yourself about being addicted to this thread. Addiction can only come to a substance. Any other profound desire to focus on an...
Wear a condome. Youwill only have to change the rubber every 12 sneezes or so. Remember, suddenly changing your undergarments may cause...
You don't indicate if you are male or female. Either way, try a sex change operations. This may solve your issue. Beware though. It may create...
We seem to change as we age. You state you are not a young man anymore and your reflexes are not what they used to be. I will assume your pecker...
You appear to display the classic "I know everything" syndrom. You have no questions. If you don't have a question, obviously you think you...
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