Is this you Cap? Its a good thing I didn't run into guys like this when I was still working the streets. I would have to take two profile photos...
You know you were dealt a very bad hand of cards when you walk into a wall with a hard on, and break your nose first.
You know you're getting old when "friends with benefits" means having someone who can drive at night.
My wife caught me sucking in my stomach while standing on the scale. That’s not gonna help!” She said laughing. Actually, it does it’s the only...
Barny and Fred worked at a saw mill. Barny was working a bit too close to the saw blade when Wham!, his arm was cut off. Fred quickly grabbed the...
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I've been to that says Insufficient Funds.
You know you're getting old when you can stay up to dark if you take a late afternoon nap. And still fight nodding off watching the dinner time news.
You know you're getting old when you say to your son, "Gawd! Your beard is getting really grey now isn't it?"
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school? Its OK. He woke up
Life is like a fart. If you have to force it, it is probably just shit.
Oh common now. Get real would you? I want the white one. Besides. I would just toss him a bottle of water from my stash.
This morning my son's teacher asked him why he brought his cat to school. My son, while visibly emotional, responded, "I heard my dad tell my mom,...
I did something similar when I was much younger. I lived in Brandon Manitoba. We did not use surf boards though. Matter of fact, we did not do it...
Good thing you clarified the penny. I might have thought you were a penny pinching cheap sumbich Scotsman. I could never be one of those penny...
IMGP0686 by 34468 Randy posted Jun 1, 2010 at 9:17 AM Anyone remember this lil fukker?
Just change the "D" and the "F" around and try again.
Ya. I am not too sure that I was clear either. I've never heard of Vessel. Will have to look that up. When I am building things in my wood shop,...
I guess I screwed up huh? Sorry bout that.
I bought my first set of JIS screw drivers just a couple years ago and love them as opposed to that Philips crap. What don't you like about the...
Ryobi is fine for most handy men for their shops. I had a Ryobi biscuit joiner that lasted me many years until one of the return springs for the...
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