Who First Uttered the phrase "You gotta be shittin me"? Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Shittin Me?" Well, it...
Little Toe New pick up line A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman came up beside him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of...
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Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield Because he said .... My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg....
A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared"....
Military Quote Of The Day "When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual, then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm...
New lesbian self assembly bed,no nuts or screws......... its all tongue and groove.
A Biker walks into a bar, he takes a seat at the bar and growls: "Bartender! Get me a drink!" The bartender obliges, and the biker scarfs down...
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A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He...
If sex between 3 people is called a "threesome", and sex between 2 people is called a "twosome", I know why you are called handsome!
A man was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The game...
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind. Today, I got a call from the...
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The family wheeled Grandma out onto the lawn, in her wheelchair , where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't...
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