The phone rings, and the wife answers. A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" Woman replies,...
I just started an new exercise regimen and then received this. Maybe I'll start next month. The Importance of walking Walking can add minutes to...
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology which was explaining the phenomenon of "mixed emotions". The husband...
A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband. The husband...
Why?.............. because.............. and, I earned it.
I'm reaching out because a friend of mine Tony, needs some help !!!! His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him...
There were five houses of religion in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church , the Methodist Church , the Catholic...
Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and...
Subject: Employee Notice EMPLOYEE NOTICE: Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy,...
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of...
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the...
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven. Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I...
Being nervous and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San...
Much appreciated, but wouldn't that be #55?
How to keep a woman happy.... It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. A friend 2. A companion 3. A lover 4. A...
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