Humor Thread

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The Senate?

 

Senate, House of Representatives, White House, all contain the same, uh...stuff.

 

Then flush twice!

 

Marbles. As a kid, you buy them, play with them, win them and collect them until you have a huge bag full of them.

As you get older, you tend to loose them.

 

At the company I worked at they gave you a marble when you did something right, and when you did something wrong they took one away. When you lost all your marbles they made you a boss.

 

Just saw a post of a nice RD350...... did one of you guys write in?

 

Well, I'm disappointed... was going to follow up with a link to the Kalecoauto.com website which described a whole variety of interesting products, such as Adjustable Powerbands, Blinker Fluid, Muffler Bearings, all designed to keep you entertained. But alas, the website seems to be no longer.
So, I'll just have to take you back a while with this one........

 

Gudammit that was funny. I am going to share that one for sure.

 

For our German riders




ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen peepers!


Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und

mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk,

blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.

Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur

geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen

keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets,

so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

 

This is what happens when you don’t do your helmet strap up

 

Could have been worse. He could have splatted his head all over that camera and the owner would have been left with an awful mess to clean up.

 

holy shit!

 

Don't believe every ladder safety video you see. Some of these people have no clue.

 

Need for next ride


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And no duck tape! I see rubber bands though.
A couple of those cameras looked like they were possibly some sort of 3D. Regardless if they were or not, can you imagine going to some I-max theatre where they were showing a film of what a rider wold see, carving up a series of curves and hills. That would be awesome.