Humor Thread

Society would be far better off if many people stayed with oral sex.

 

Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it sure can muffle the sound!

 

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I am astounded that the designer of this seal, and those who approved it, did not see this coming. I guess like mentioned above, you can't fix stupidity.

 

I figured they were just paying homage to Star Trek, which has helped garner interest in the stars.

 

I found a neat bumper sticker and bought it for the back bumper of my truck. It says "Honk if you think I am sexy."

Then I just sit at a green light until I feel better about myself.

 

I'd give you about 1 second then, BLAST!

 

I called out to the machine, "Alexia. What does a woman really want?"

That damned machine is still rattling on and it has been a week now.

 

Bring on George Thorogood.
You talk too much! I can't believe the things that you say!

 

Randy, I normally like your posts, but in this case, the stupidity starts with you. If you did some research, you'd find out that the original design (MUCH like the one that just came out) was used by the air force as far back as 1961. Star Trek came out in 1966, so THEY are the ones that copied the insignia.

It's amazing how people's dislike for our president primes them for putting their foot in their mouth.

 

First off, I was the one who made the original post of the images. Sorry I didn’t do the research.
I don’t dislike the president, I hate him, he is destroying the office of the President, among other things.

 

I'm not perfect but I am over that. AS far as the possibility of me having hatred towards your president, we can put it this way. I hold him in as high a regard as my own PM. I am sure my brother down there has his portrait hanging in his garage though.

 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'


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