Humor Thread

Growing up in the 60's was great. A blast really. Now being in your 60's not so great. Blast now refers to the semi regular eruption from the anal cavity.

 

You drinking again?



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China.

 

Recognize the music? LMAO. Where's the stomping foot?

 

A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
• Officer: May I see your driver's license?
• Biker: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
• Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
• Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it.
• Officer: The motorcycle is stolen?
• Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag?
• Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this bike and stuffed his dope in the saddle bags.
• Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!?
• Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his captain. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the biker to handle the tense situation:
• Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
• Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
• Captain: Who's motorcycle is this?
• Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
• Captain: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it?
• Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag.
• Captain: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them.
• Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs.
• Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags.
• Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.


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I guess this should go in the humor thread, it's pretty funny

 

I hope he keeps doing these. So many companies are so corporate now they would never allow something like this.

 

I hope so too. I worked for a while in the retail business recently and got an Eye full of the shit people try to pull over on the stores. Like buying one of those diagnostic devices fixing their cars or trucks then returning them because the store has a not questions asked 30 day return policy. They added an amendment to that policy. Electronics? Out the door its yours.

 

Unfortunately, responsibility and common sense (etc) seem to be the exception these days rather than the rule - even among supposedly well-educated people... SMH

 

I return all my used underwear to K Mart.

 

Yep. I've heard of people buying big screen TV's for sporting events, having their friends over, then returning the TV. Guess who pays for that shit....