Humor Thread

A man and his wife are traveling. They are arguing in the car. The rancor between them grows worse by the mile. As they go along, they pass a herd of jackasses.

The wife says, "Relatives of yours?"

The husband replies, "Yup. In-laws."

 

It's funny because it's true...

 

What's been seen...especially at Walmart, can not be unseen!

 

I can see they are pants, but I still puked

 

Who ever put this together, I phrase you
Thanks D


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That picture made me think of this one:

 

"there oughta be a law!"

 

HOLY SHIT


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She has a nice face.

 

Deleted, sorry if I offended


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Perfect. I got 2 people I wanna whack upside the head with a 2 x 4.
You got a couple 2 x 4's.

 

Haha, think we all do


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Like you said earlier Samuel, There aught to be a law

 

Effective parenting is a real difficult thing to do. I tried to bring my son up well and to respect women. He was taught that the word "vagina" is not a dirty word.

He is 30 now. He named his new puppy Vagina.

 

I wonder. Did the guy who invented the vibrator have voices in his head sounding, "If you build it, they will come!"