Humor Thread

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Over the hood of a Volvo of all cars. Some guys just have no class.

 

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If that was a kid, he'd be running around after him/her yelling "You bastard! Wait 'til I catch you!"

But since he/she is a dog, he/she's excused automatically... Maybe we'd all be better off being dogs?

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"Maybe we'd all be better off being dogs?"

Yeah? Try working that clutch/brake with no thumbs.

 

I don't know, my friends dad had the dog try and mount the blackbird.. Only got scratches on the fairings and the dog didn't manage to start the bike, nor ride it.

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I remember when I was a kid back in Brandon, I could go to the store with a dollar, and come home with three chocolate bars, a couple bags of Old Dutch potato chips, a bottle of Coke and maybe a couple packages of chicklettes. But today they have cameras everywhere

 

Two very important words of advice a Canadian can give to a Californian who intends to visit Canada for the winter experience.

1. Don't eat yellow snow

2. Don't make snow angels in a dog park.

 

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We've known that for along time thanks to Frank Zappa.

 

I am really not that much of a hunter but yesterday was a very exciting day for me. I decided I was going to go out and bag my first ever Thanks Giving turkey. I was successful. Shot one right in the ass.

The Manager of the Frozen Foods Department at Walmart called the cops.

 

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I'm giving up alcohol for a month.

I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.

 

Discussing one's death with family and what our wants and wishes area after our death is something we really do not like to do. It is difficult and is a realization of one's immortality. I told my wife that my wish is to be cremated.

She made an appointment for me for Tuesday first thing in the morning.