Oh No!!!!: Biker's penis hit by lightning

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Biker's penis hit by lightning

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.

Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

 

Ouchhhhhhh!!!!!!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA....I know its wrong to laugh it's just not right but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

 

That can be defined as a "bad day".......

 

now he can tell the girls its invincible...

 

good lord I cant imagine that. I wonder if he is steril now or something. gives a whole new meaning to "lightening rod".

the chances of that happening must be terrifically remote. That guy must have had some bad karma stacked up or something.

 

Pissy Limrick

There once was a man named Ante,
Who couldn't find a house or a shanty
so he pissed from his bike.
but a lightening strike
made the girls say his glow stick's quite fancy


EddieValleyTrailer needs to record a banjo tune for my song. It'll be a big "hit"

 

Man that has got to be the ultimate S--T Happens.

 

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well I guess he can call it a "Lightening Rod" .

 

How much you want to bet this guy will NEVER be F'd with in a bar? "Oh yeah?!?! I can stop lightning with my D$CK."

Kind of like the guy at Pensacola beach in May 2001. A shark bit off his nephew's arm. Naturally, he waded into the water, beat the shark half to death with his bare hands, drug it to shore & took the boy's arm out of the dead shark. I'm NEVER messing with that guy, EVER.
http://www.statementanalysis.com/jessie/

KC-10 FE out...
lane:

 

seriously..

so if the guy was actually grounded via his manhood (since he was insulated from the ground by his boots) why did he have to get off his bike?

was the tip tucked in his boot?:redface:

Can you say "tripod"?

or was he grounded through the instantaeously vaporized stream of urine?

 

there once was a rider named reg
who missed an unusual thread
as he read nozzle's refrain
the fact still remains
we're glad lightening struck that guy instead.

 

I'm on it!!!:violin:
(We need a banjo smile)

 

When I was a kid, we used to take hikes in the country. When we came to the inevitable electric fence, we lined up to see who could hit it. It was always the new guy:biggrin: :biggrin: It only took one time!