Humor Thread

Exactly. I was thinking about posting something similar to that but didn't want to be the one who poked at your POTUS. Thank God he can't launch if military heads don't agree. Or so I have read in an article I had no reason to question the correctness and accuracy.

 

Don't feel bad about poking our POTUS, everybody else does, including his own staff!

 

There is no reason to tailgate me when I am doing 50 in a 35.

And those flashing blue and red lights on top of your car look absolutely ridiculous. Really!

 

Is that what you heard pulling peeps over?


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Think that was me Frank


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Nope. My people saw yellow flashing lights of a tow truck. I P.I.T.'d everyone

 

From a friend...

She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her house from my TV room.

I watched as she got home from work last evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free...I have no plans at all...!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN...IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

 

I would laugh at that if I ever stop sulking.

 

Tweet from a wife to a friend:

 

Definite grounds for divorce.

 

Well, she was enjoying four fingers.

 

A.M
One for you.

 

Wait... she crunches when she touches herself? Eww...

 

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

 

Copper wire was invented by two Aberdonians fighting over a penny.