Humor Thread

To follow up with more cerebral humor...

 

Your right! I get them!

 

But you disprove the hypothesis, you have sooo many friends!

 

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have a beer." The second says, "I'll have half a beer." The third says, "I'll have a quarter of a beer." The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, "That's all you're giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?" The bartender says, "Come on guys. Know your limits."

 

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"

 

I almost feel sorry for Cat2Rider in the cartoon above...

 

If they don't come quietly the copper might have to Caesium!