Humor Thread

Makes perfect sense that Gary Larson would have addressed the subject! :biggrin1:

 

When Gary Larson was first starting out, he went for an interview and the Editor asked, "are you the sick bastard that drew this? Larson answered yes fearing another rejection, the Editor said "Your hired!"

 

He had some really funny comics.

 

I tried to take a Viagra, but the pill got caught in my throat and I ended up with a stiff neck!

 

Bet Tory was pissed--- NOT AGAIN


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In honor of my Italian stepfather who passed away four years ago!

 

A elderly gentleman was talking to his neighbor and said, " I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect!"
"Really?," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
The next day they were chatting again. The first one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
The other man responded, "No, it's Thursday!"'
The first man says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

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A wife is scrambling eggs when her husband bursts into the kitchen. "Careful," he cries. "Be Careful! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They're going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don't forget to salt them. You always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?" Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."

 

Wow John that last one is EXACTLY why I don't drive with the wife.
LMAO -----perfect


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Courtesy of JB

 

Nowhere that's would make her of delight.
Haven't a clue about this post, I didn't post it--- did SOW hijack?


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404.

Yea, I must be old, or just out of the loop. I don't get it.

 

I got that one believe it or not. lol

 

Went right over my head. Guess my imagination isn't what it used to be

 

Subtle, very subtle, since it wasn't about sex, we all were a little confused!! I should have guessed sooner, since I have my own hosting server!
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"The 404 or Not Found error message is a Hypertext Transfer Protocol standard response code, in computer network communications, to indicate that the client was able to communicate with a given server, but the server could not find what was requested."[/FONT]

 

Actually. That remarkably fits a 10 year old marriage issue.